The Joker (Heath Ledger): Here we go.
- No texture? No problem!
- This bridge doesn't fucking work!
- These houses are intangible!
- The road here is bumpy - but there are no bumps in the actual road!
- I can go up this mountain without losing speed at all!
- I can go down this mountain with no hang time at all!
- There's a shit water lake!
- I can drive faster backwards than i can going forwards.
- THIS!! (Glitches)
- Nightride does NOT fucking work!
- You start out behind the opponent AI in this map.
- The opponent AI never moves an inch.
- There are random stop signs in the middle OF THE FUCKING STREET!!
- I guess they weren't fucking around they called this "Over The Road Racing" because I can drive right off the goddamn map!
- This thing here is called the "Ultra-nav" - but there is nothing ultra about it.
- There's a Devil Passage 1 & 2 - but only a Forgotten Road 1.
- There's a random downed helicopter here.
- I CAN DRIVE ON FUCKING MOUNTAINS!!
- There are people who had enough turds to put their name on the programming credits.
- This game has no music or sound effects. (Who the fuck needs sound??)
- "You're Winner !"
- There's a cop car on the cover of the game - but there are no police in the game.
- The "objective" of the game is to deliver cargo - but you never deliver any cargo.
- The tiny point counters go outside of the box.
- Your brake lights just float around the truck sometimes.
- It says "18 Wheels Of Thunder" on the cover - but there's no truck with 18 wheels in the game.
- You can go negative miles per hour (IT'S... BELOW NEGATIVE 9,000!)
- There's someone credited for sound - but there's no sound in the game (Alex Burton)
- There is a glitch where "You're Winner" on one course "You're Winner !" on all courses.
- These games sold over 20,000+ copies.
- Finally, since your opponent never fucking moves: How can this be considered a "racing" game?!DX's List of Transgressions against Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
The Joker (Heath Ledger): Here we go.
- - Glitchthrower: This flamethrower doesn't fuckin' work!
- - Aliens: Over The Wall Shooting: The aliens must have glitches for blood.
- - Intangible Windows: People can jump right through windows!
- - Fuck O'Neal: O'Neal is an idiot!
- - Can I borrow a dollar, brother?: Some aliens are too lazy to do anything to you!
- - Gas Pedal 2179: This guy has a weird twitch in his arm.
- - He took the blue pill: This xenomorph is in The Matrix!
- - This was made in 2013, right?: And finally, this game looks like shit!DX's List of Transgressions against Aliens: Colonial Marines
