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->''Tell me if this has ever happened to you: you're at work, your coworker winds you up and you take it a little too far, get into a fight, and are called in front of HR. They tell you "This kind of thing is unprofessional," they accept your apology... and then they hand you a piece of janitorial equipment and say "Cool, now tell everyone in the office this is your girlfriend now." That's happened to you, right? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Because it sure as [BEEP] happened to Perry Saturn!]]''

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->''Tell me if this has ever happened to you: you're at work, your coworker winds you up and you take it a little too far, get into a fight, and are called in front of HR. They tell you "This this kind of thing is unprofessional," unprofessional, they accept your apology... and then they hand you a piece of janitorial equipment and say "Cool, now tell everyone in the office this is your girlfriend now." That's happened to you, right? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Because it sure as [BEEP] happened to Perry Saturn!]]''
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->''Tell me if this has ever happened to you: you're at work, your coworker winds you up and you take it a little too far, get into a fight, and are called in front of HR. They tell you "This kind of thing is unprofessional," they accept your apology... and then they hand you a piece of janitorial equipment and say "Cool, now tell everyone in the office this is your girlfriend now." That's happened to you, right? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Because it sure as [BEEP] happened to Perry Saturn!]]''
-->-- '''Adam Blampied''' on the genuine origin behind Wrestling/PerrySaturn's "Moppy" gimmick, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_pt6wqXtXs 10 WWE Wrestlers Who Were Punished On Air | PartsFUNknown]]"

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->''"I am going to give you '''such''' a movie!"''
-->-- '''Pearl Forrester''' of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', sentencing Mike and the Bots to ''Film/{{Hobgoblins}}'' after they jump on her couch
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->'''Yan:''' Pshhh, whatever. Lock me up and throw away the key. I'll be runnin' the joint in a week, just you watch!\\
'''Officer:''' I'm not so sure that will be the case, Mr. Yan... You won't be surrounded by hardened criminals, fighting amongst yourselves for scraps. You see, we believe in rehabilitation...\\
'''Yan:''' Oh, uh, yeah, sure. Did I mention I regret everything I did and I'm good now?\\
'''Officer:''' Even if that were the case, it's not so simple. In the Atara rehabilitation sector, we have our criminals pay off their misdeeds... with ''kindness.''\\
'''Yan:''' Ew! What? That's not even a quantifiable currency!\\
'''Officer:''' For a case as developed as yours, we're going to have to put you in our maximum charity wing.\\
'''Yan:''' Maximum... wha?\\
'''Officer:''' That's right. You'll be sentenced to years of working for charity. Cooking meals and handing them out to the needy. Of course, while being monitored by guards.\\
'''Yan:''' What!? For free!? The needy? Those are the worst kind!\\
'''Officer:''' And perhaps in time, you may even find, as many of our guests have before, that doing good deeds make you into... ''A better person.''\\
'''Yan:''' No...! Noooo...! Nooooooooo!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MyTimeAtSandrock''

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->''"I am going to give you '''such''' a movie!"''
-->-- '''Pearl Forrester''' of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', sentencing Mike and the Bots to ''Film/{{Hobgoblins}}'' after they jump on her couch

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->''"I am going to give you '''such''' a movie!"''
-->-- '''Pearl Forrester''' of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', sentencing Mike and the Bots to ''Film/{{Hobgoblins}}'' after they jump on her couch
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'''CIA Agent:''' No! No, no Detroit! No! No, please! ''AnythingButThat No!'' '''''NOOOOOOOOO!!!'''''

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'''CIA Agent:''' No! No, no not Detroit! No! No, please! ''AnythingButThat No!'' '''''NOOOOOOOOO!!!'''''
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'''CIA Agent:''' No! No, no Detroit! No! No, please! ''Anything but that! No!'' '''''NOOOOOOOOO!!!'''''

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'''CIA Agent:''' No! No, no Detroit! No! No, please! ''Anything but that! ''AnythingButThat No!'' '''''NOOOOOOOOO!!!'''''
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->'''Satan:''' Enjoy!

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->'''Satan:''' (''preparing to throw them in'') Enjoy!
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->'''Protest Singer:''' I hate the government / More than you and me! / The government stole my goldfish / and unplugged my TV!

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->'''Protest Singer:''' (''playing his guitar'') Oh, I hate the government / More than you and me! / The government stole my goldfish / and unplugged my TV!

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->''"Yours is an agony worse than all others! You will remain in here for eternity listening to... ''whiny protest songs from the Sixties!''"''
-->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

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->''"Yours ->'''Satan:''' Yours is an agony worse than all others! You will remain in here for eternity listening to... ''whiny protest songs from the Sixties!''"''
Sixties!''
->'''Protest Singer:''' I hate the government / More than you and me! / The government stole my goldfish / and unplugged my TV!
->'''Warners:''' AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
->'''Satan:''' Enjoy!
-->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''
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-->-- ''Series/{{Goosebumps}}'', ''"Piano Lessons Can Be Murder"''

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-->-- ''Series/{{Goosebumps}}'', ''"Piano ''Series/Goosebumps1995'', episode "[[Recap/Goosebumps1995S1E8PianoLessonsCanBeMurder Piano Lessons Can Be Murder"''
Murder]]"
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->'''Dr. Klahn:''' And as for my American friend... The CIA thinks it can infiltrate the mountain of Dr. Klahn!?\\
'''CIA Agent:''' You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard!\\
'''Dr. Klahn:''' ...Take him to Detroit.\\
'''CIA Agent:''' No! No, no Detroit! No! No, please! ''Anything but that! No!'' '''''NOOOOOOOOO!!!'''''
-->--''Film/TheKentuckyFriedMovie'', ''A Fistful of Yen''



-->--'''Film/{{Deadpool|2016}}'''

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-->--'''Film/{{Deadpool|2016}}'''
-->--''Film/{{Deadpool|2016}}''
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->'''King Harkinian:''' After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!

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->'''King '''King Harkinian:''' After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!
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->'''Duke Onkled:''' Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!\\
->'''King Harkinian:''' After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames''
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->'''Kylo Ren:''' Now do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.\\
'''Poe Dameron:''' Argh! These restraints! ''I can't!''
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''
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->''"Oh, you couldn't begin to imagine the depths of my suffering there. I spent most of my days strung up like a damned pupating moth trapped over [[TastesLikeDiabetes a field of delicate little flowers where angels, fairies, and enchanted stuffed animals lived]]. [[EvilCannotStandCuteness They played songs and danced asinine jigs as if their only care in life was when they would get their next warm, fuzzy hug!]] Instead of ruling the universe with an iron fist, [[CareBearStare I was serenaded by teddy bears!]]"''

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->''"Oh, you couldn't begin to imagine the depths of my suffering there. I spent most of my days strung up like a damned pupating moth trapped over [[TastesLikeDiabetes a field of delicate little flowers where angels, fairies, and enchanted stuffed animals lived]].lived. [[EvilCannotStandCuteness They played songs and danced asinine jigs as if their only care in life was when they would get their next warm, fuzzy hug!]] Instead of ruling the universe with an iron fist, [[CareBearStare I was serenaded by teddy bears!]]"''

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