"What do you mean you weren't TECHNICALLY married?"
— Uncle Andy, Steven Universe, "Gem Harvest"
Lily: I can't believe it. It's Ted Mosby's wedding day!
Ted: Yes, after only seven years and two kids. Guys, am I rushing into this?
Ted: Yes, after only seven years and two kids. Guys, am I rushing into this?
— How I Met Your Mother, "Last Forever Pt. 2"
We may not have a piece of paper that says we're husband and wife, but after 10 years, Jennifer is more than just a girlfriend. What we have is much deeper and we both know that. To me, people get married when they're ready to have kids, which I'm not ruling out.
— Jon Hamm on his relationship with Jennifer Westfeldt
Tahani: And by the way, Janet is not your wife, or your soulmate.
Jason: [...] We were married in a legal ceremony!
Janet: It was not legal.
Jason: [...] We were married in a legal ceremony!
Janet: It was not legal.
Like my grandparents, they just celebrated 59 years of being together. And things are going great! So they're thinking about getting married. My grandmother might be the one.
— Ian Lara
