Technically I am an A-lister now, because I was on an "A-list" to date Tom Cruise. But I bailed before I got sucked in too deep, praise Xenu.
—Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock
"Scientology is not a cult, improv is a cult. I want to be very clear... this is about improv"
—Bojack Horseman, "Yes And"
Leslie: So gentlemen, you have evidence that the Newport land should be preserved?
Petitioner: Absolutely. You see, I'm a Ninth Level Octopriest in the Church of the Reasonabilists.
Leslie: Oh boy.
Petitioner: The land is sacred in our religion, because it's the place where all human souls will be transmuted when Zorp the Lizard God passes through Jupiter's sphincter.
April: Hail Zorp.
Petitioner: Hail Zorp!
Petitioner: Absolutely. You see, I'm a Ninth Level Octopriest in the Church of the Reasonabilists.
Leslie: Oh boy.
Petitioner: The land is sacred in our religion, because it's the place where all human souls will be transmuted when Zorp the Lizard God passes through Jupiter's sphincter.
April: Hail Zorp.
Petitioner: Hail Zorp!
