There is a light bulb somewhere that doesn't work
And we can't find out which one
And we can't find out which one
—DDE, "Det e ei lyspær et sted som itj virke" (translated from a Norwegian dialect)
"Every year it's the same darn thing! I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work!"
—Professor Utonium, The Powerpuff Girls (1998), "Twas the Fight Before Christmas''
"In a tragic holiday accident, little Timmy got all wound up and ended up decorating himself instead of the tree..."