History Quotes / CelestialBureaucracy

->''One-fifty one-thousand six-hundred people die\\
Every day on Earth.\\
And if that's not a reason to cry\\
Well, it's an awful lot of paperwork.''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-1RRNqhVM "Rest Employed"]] by ''Music/TheStupendium''

->There's no stars there's no sun, no time off for anyone
->there's no clock on the wall, there's no end to it all
->everyones on overtime, and there's no overtime
->oh, your book of life is weighed on a good bad divider
->oh, there's much too much to grade for a cynical decider
->this is hardly working, this is hardly living, this is my job.

->One-fifty one-thousand six-hundred people die
->Every day on Earth.
->And if that's not a reason to cry
->Well, it's an awful lot of paperwork.
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-1RRNqhVM ''Rest Employed'']] by ''Music/TheStupendium''

-->-- Purgatony Theme Song

-> There's no stars there's no sun, no time off for anyone
there's no clock on the wall, there's no end to it all
everyones on overtime, and there's no overtime
oh, your book of life is weighed on a good bad divider, oh, there's much too much to grade for a cynical decider
this is hardly working, this is hardly living, this is my job.

-->-- ''Series/DeadLifeMe''

->'''George''': So what are you like--angels or something?

-->-- ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi'' Episode 6: ''Dawn of the Golden Witch''

-> '''Dlanor''': If you want the opinion of the High Court of Heaven, please fill out an application in accordance with court [[VerbalTic PROCEDURES]].
-> '''Gertrude''': Allow me to speak. Know that the ticket window is open from 10:00 to 5:00 on weekdays. Lunch break runs from 12:00 to 1:15.
-> '''Cornelia''': Allow me to speak. Know that the use of white-out or strikethroughs is not permitted when filling out forms.