Quotes / Burma-Shave

Fan-made Burma-Shave jingles:

Beware of Dog
He'll Eat Your Kitten!
You Must Be This Tall to be Bitten
Burma Shave

— Square Root of Minus Garfield, "Garfa-Shave"

Hurry Up!
It's Not Too Late!
If You Don't Procrastinate
You Can Make the Women Rave!
Try It Now...
Myanmar Shave!

— Crankshaft, "Myanmar Shave"◊

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