Zexion: So it's been... what? Six months since Axel and Aerith got engaged? That sounds right. Lots of crazy stuff happening... but I mean really, it's just been Attack of Bridezilla here. Hmm? No, no, Aerith is actually pretty calm. Bridezilla though? She already destroyed half of downtown!
[Cut to Godzilla in a wedding veil]
: I NEED A CAKE!