Zexion: So it's been... what? Six months since Axel and Aerith got engaged? That sounds right. Lots of crazy stuff happening... but I mean really, it's just been Attack of Bridezilla here. Hmm? No, no, Aerith is actually pretty calm. Bridezilla though? She already destroyed half of downtown!
[Cut to Godzilla in a wedding veil]
Bridezilla: I NEED A CAKE!
Homer: Marge? Uh...Maybe you should take a break from wedding planning. I think you're becoming, err...Bridezilla.
Marge: Bridezilla? *Gasp!* A combination of "bride" and "Godzilla"?! How could you say that? More like you're a King Wrong!
"It is the God-given right of every American woman to become a North Korean dictator on her wedding day!"
— Kinga Forrester, Mystery Science Theater 3000
"There is nothing that turns a normally pretty decent woman into a demon from the pit faster than a fucking wedding."
— Tara, What the Fuck Is Wrong with You? "Bear is Driving, Again - 5/27/19"
