History Quotes / BreadEggsMilkSquick

->''"I'm sure you noticed by now, [[''VideoGame/Skullgirls}}''] is filled to the brim with fanservice. They [[JigglePhysics shake]], they [[{{Gainaxing}} bounce]], they [[PantyShot flash]], and they [[BodyHorror mutate]]."''

->''"I'm sure you noticed by now, [''VideoGame/Skullgirls}}''] is filled to the brim with fanservice. They [[JigglePhysics shake]], they [[{{Gainaxing}} bounce]], they [[PantyShot flash]], and they [[BodyHorror mutate]]."''

->''"They really just ran in, fucked up your lawn, [[ClusterFBomb yelled a bunch of swear words]], [[{{Jailbreak}} broke out a convicted felon]], then left."''
-->-- '''rnelody'''[[note]]through one of Philza's donations[[/note]], ''WebVideo/DreamSMP'', about KSI's second visit to the server

->''You are needed! Kurt Cobain needed you, Freddie Prinze needed you, Mao needed you, Stalin, Hitler...''
-->-- '''WebVideo/MrDeity''' to '''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]'''

->'''Sad Panda:''' Are you allergic to shellfish?\\
'''Film Brain:''' No.\\
'''Sad Panda:''' Penicillin?\\
'''Film Brain:''' No.\\
'''Sad Panda:''' Peanuts?\\
'''Film Brain:''' No.\\
'''Sad Panda:''' [[ElectricTorture Twelve thousand volts of electricity rushing through your motor cortex?]]\\
'''Film Brain:''' [[OhCrap VERY!]]\\
'''Sad Panda:''' That's nice. ''(flips the switch)''
-->-- ''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''

->''"'Who writes the most letters? A fisherman; he always drops a line!' [feigned laughter] 'Cause, you know, dropping a line can also mean sending a letter and, uh... God, I wish the world was on fire."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen'''

->I took myself out of the fucking strip club. I did, my nigga! I built my followers up, and I builded [''sic''] my own fucking music career. Nobody's fucking helping me. So a bitch to motherfucking say that I don't deserve to be a fucking artist, because shit was handed to me and I haven't put in no work, you're fucking bugging! Because I'm twenty-four years old and I look washed up 'cause I spent ''hours'' in the motherfucking studio--''hours!'' I paid over fifty thousand dollars in studio time! 'Cause I paid good engineers--you got to go to a good studio, and you got to put in that bread. I did it with my money! So for a bitch to say that I don't motherfucking deserve it 'cause I don't put in no fucking work, now that's when I feel like niggas is bugging! 'Cause I did it myself! Niggas must've forgot, my nigga, the shit that I did to motherfucking survive! Like, I had to go strip. I had to go, "Yeah, you wanna fuck me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to this hotel." And I drugged niggas up and I robbed them!

->'''Katz:''' There's gonna be some changes around this house ... we're gonna help people because ''we'' want to!\\

->''"Have you ever put something down and just forgotten where? Happens all the time. Hell, car keys, your phone, your glasses, your entire Olympic team... like ya do."''
-->-- '''Nash''' on the whole Cameroon Olympic team being unaccounted for, ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', "Dumber Than Curling"

->Top 10 N Words. Number #10: Negative.\\
Number #9: Nevada.\\
Number #8: Nissan.\\
Number #7: Number.\\
Number #6: Nine.\\
Number #5: No.\\
Number #4: Nick.\\
Number #3: Nigeria.\\
Number #2: Noob.\\
Number #1: Nice.\\
Honorable mention: NIG-
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czzkqPjvS4 Top 10 N Words]]''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS7E13StewRoids Stew-Roids]].''

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-->--'''Nimrod''', ''ComicBook/TheSandman'': "Collectors"

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-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czzkqPjvS4 Top 10 N Words]]''

->''"I'm sure you noticed by now,'' [{{VideoGame/Skullgirls}}] ''is filled to the brim with fanservice. They [[JigglePhysics shake]], they [[{{Gainaxing}} bounce]], they [[PantyShot flash]], and they [[BodyHorror mutate]]."''

-->-- '''C2''', ''WesternAnimation/CarlSquared'' ("Take Your Clone to Work Day")

-->--''Family Guy'', "Road to Europe"

-->-- '''rnelody'''[[note]]through one of Philza's donations[[/note]], ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP'', about KSI's second visit to the server

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->"I loved my Kaseen when she soiled her diapers, I loved her when she spit up in my face, and I even loved her when she got hooked on those blasted drugs!"

-->--'''Website/{{Reddit}}''' again, in a comment on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/s/V5ox5UsBRd a post]] in [[BeliefMakesYouStupid r/religiousfruitcake]] about [[TheFundamentalist fundamentalists]] believing that [[MaritalRapeLice se husbands have the right to demand sex from their wives at any time and the wife can't refuse]]

-->--'''Website/{{Reddit}}''' again, in a comment on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/s/V5ox5UsBRd a post]] in r/religiousfruitcake about husbands being able to demand sex from their wives at any time

->''Oh, for heaven's sake. Even with two spouses who love each other very, very much, know full well they're compatible, use protection if they don't plan on conceiving, there are perfectly valid reasons to not want to have sex on any given night. For example, "We're running out of condoms", "I've had a long day and I'm exhausted", or "[[NotTheFallThatKillsYou I just fell off the roof and shattered my pelvis]]".''[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke The joke being that someone with a shattered pelvis is in no condition to be having sex in the first place.]][[/note]]