Gumball: Mom... (terrified by Nicole's angry glare) It was Darwin.
Darwin: What?! (points at Anais) It was her that flooded the place!
Anais: I thought you were going to take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault. She was the one who left Gumball in charge.
Nicole: Well, it... it's Dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter!
Richard: Well... none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! (points at the computer on the floor)
Nicole: Um... who are you blaming?
Richard: (meekly) The internet?
Others: (various Sure, Let's Go with That responses)
Darwin: What?! (points at Anais) It was her that flooded the place!
Anais: I thought you were going to take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault. She was the one who left Gumball in charge.
Nicole: Well, it... it's Dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter!
Richard: Well... none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! (points at the computer on the floor)
Nicole: Um... who are you blaming?
Richard: (meekly) The internet?
Others: (various Sure, Let's Go with That responses)
—The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Responsible"
Dani Alves: Neymar! He's been murdered! Oh, my dear Neymar... What kind of animal would do this!? [turns towards the person he suspects] SUÁREZ!
Luis Suárez: Woah, OK, hold on. I'm a biter, that's my thing, I bite. This guy? He was stabbed. This is a backstabbing, and who is the biggest backstabber of them all? [everyone turns to Mauro Icardi]
Mauro Icardi: Uh... John Terry?
Luis Suárez: MAURO ICARDI! If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life! And he does it with a knife... [chuckles] and he causes all the strife. [behind Suárez, Gerard Piqué and Ivan Rakitic look on unamused]
Mauro Icardi: OK, hold on. The only crime I am guilty of is falling in love! OK, yes, with my friend's wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only metaphorically backstab. Whoever did this is someone with a real history of violence. Someone like [points finger] SERGIO RAMOS!
Sergio Ramos: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. [turns around and reveals Mohamed Salah fused with him at the shoulder]
Mohamed Salah: It's true... unfortunately.
Sergio Ramos: Nothing else to say. And besides, I have no reason to kill Neymar, unlike... COUTINHO!
Philippe Coutinho: WHAT?
Sergio Ramos: Yes, you! The dark wizard who wishes to have Neymar's place as the crown jewel of "El Canarinho"!note
Philippe Coutinho: This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing [Cristiano] Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? [Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues] What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's [Edinson] Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them... by MURDERING HIM!
Luis Suárez: Woah, OK, hold on. I'm a biter, that's my thing, I bite. This guy? He was stabbed. This is a backstabbing, and who is the biggest backstabber of them all? [everyone turns to Mauro Icardi]
Mauro Icardi: Uh... John Terry?
Luis Suárez: MAURO ICARDI! If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life! And he does it with a knife... [chuckles] and he causes all the strife. [behind Suárez, Gerard Piqué and Ivan Rakitic look on unamused]
Mauro Icardi: OK, hold on. The only crime I am guilty of is falling in love! OK, yes, with my friend's wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only metaphorically backstab. Whoever did this is someone with a real history of violence. Someone like [points finger] SERGIO RAMOS!
Sergio Ramos: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. [turns around and reveals Mohamed Salah fused with him at the shoulder]
Mohamed Salah: It's true... unfortunately.
Sergio Ramos: Nothing else to say. And besides, I have no reason to kill Neymar, unlike... COUTINHO!
Philippe Coutinho: WHAT?
Sergio Ramos: Yes, you! The dark wizard who wishes to have Neymar's place as the crown jewel of "El Canarinho"!note
Philippe Coutinho: This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing [Cristiano] Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? [Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues] What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's [Edinson] Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them... by MURDERING HIM!
—The ChampionsWho killed Neymar?
Blossom: Maybe if someone hadn't pushed Bubbles into the school...
Buttercup: Oh, look, she speaks! Well, maybe if someone hadn't insisted on walking home from school so we could run into the biggest liar in the universe!
Blossom: We weren't allowed to use our powers, and you know it!
Buttercup: Oh, look, it's Ms. Goody-goody!
Blossom: What was I supposed to do?! We weren't going to get people to stop hating us by breaking rules!
Buttercup: Oh yeah?! And using our superpowers to make a (imitating Blossom) "help-the-town-and-make-it-a-better-place-machine"... WAS FOLLOWING RULES?!
Blossom: I didn't see you putting up a fight!
Buttercup: Well, you're gonna now! (they begin fighting)
Blossom: If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this stupid mess!
Buttercup: Ohh, you stupid... (grunts)
Buttercup: Oh, look, she speaks! Well, maybe if someone hadn't insisted on walking home from school so we could run into the biggest liar in the universe!
Blossom: We weren't allowed to use our powers, and you know it!
Buttercup: Oh, look, it's Ms. Goody-goody!
Blossom: What was I supposed to do?! We weren't going to get people to stop hating us by breaking rules!
Buttercup: Oh yeah?! And using our superpowers to make a (imitating Blossom) "help-the-town-and-make-it-a-better-place-machine"... WAS FOLLOWING RULES?!
Blossom: I didn't see you putting up a fight!
Buttercup: Well, you're gonna now! (they begin fighting)
Blossom: If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this stupid mess!
Buttercup: Ohh, you stupid... (grunts)
Bobby Hill: Wow. Those are some real heavy family issues. And y'all say this is affecting yer relationship?
C——: Yeah... I think... I think it's coming up a lot when we argue.
B—-: Man, I don't know what you're talking about. When we argue, you fucking shut down.
C——: If I shut down, it's because you insult me!
B—-: Insult!? Man you're too sensitive.
Bobby: Gentlemen, I'm gonna stop you right here. I'm gonna ask you to try speaking to each other in "I" statements. "I" statements are a good way to express your feelings without your partner feeling blamed. B—-, try phrasing things like "When I don't hear you speak during an argument, I feel..."
