Quotes / Black Comedy Burst

SpongeBob: Patrick! You just ran three red lights!
Patrick: So?
SpongeBob: You're supposed to stop!
Patrick: I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.
SpongeBob: Driving genius?! Would a driving genius make an illegal u-turn? ...Through an orphanage?!
Patrick: They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?!

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Driven to Tears"

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