"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you ought to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're about to do something incredibly...stupid."
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
"Never trust people who can't lie; they find much more inventive ways to stab you in the back."
Boss, that's why we need self-centered people like me in this organization. To keep us safe from idealists like you.