"Those people who gather outside Asian women's cars when we're parking are so helpful and so racist at the same time. I'm always like 'thank you, thank you'... but 'fuck you'! For assuming correctly about me!"
— Ali Wong, "Hard-Knock Wife"
Princess Clara: (seeing a car wreck) OH MY GOD! Sleeping Beauty? Snow White? Ariel?
Ariel: I can't feel my fin!
Snow White: That's what we get for letting Mulan drive.
Ariel: I can't feel my fin!
Snow White: That's what we get for letting Mulan drive.
— Drawn Together, "Spelling Applebee's"
"You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, and they're out of control like a Chinese driver."
— Your Favourite Martian, "The Stereotype Song"
