"For the first 100 strips I thought I was barefoot."
— Elan, The Order of the Stick
"The protagonist of the Just Cause series, Rico Rodriguez, has undergone quite a bit of evolution as he's aged. He started out with a sort of Vampire Johnny Cash thing going on in Just Cause 1, leaned more towards swivel-eyed loon in Just Cause 2, and now in Just Cause 3... well, try to come with me on this: he looks like your first girlfriend's dad. You know what I mean, with his Al Borland beard and dresses head to foot in blue denim, he looks like he derives all his kill-crazy rage from you having fucked his daughter on top of his favorite riding mower."