Quotes / Anatomically Impossible Sex

Marten: According to my high school health teacher, the clitoris is actually where the lady's pee-hole is.
Dora: Oof, your poor first girlfriend.
Faye: Your poor health teacher's wife!

Ugh, don't these fanfiction writers have the slightest clue on how Kayoss biology works?
Future!Void, L's Empire