Frank: "Doctor, I've been thinking."
Arden: "You want to be careful, Frank. That could be dangerous."
Sister Mary Eunice: (To Arden) "Did you celebrate Christmas in the Nazi household?"
Sister Mary Eunice: (To Arden) "If you're against me, even God can't help you."
Leigh Emerson: (Dressed as Santa to a woman sat on his lap) "What do you say we blow this pop stand, go savage a few elves and then suck on each other?"
Lana: (To Thredson) "One day, I'll bury you."
