Quotes: Airport Novel

"There's a bomb on the plane. There's a spy on the plane. I'm reading this on the plane."
Three Panel Book Review, on the genre in general.

Hans Moleman: Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
Store Cashier: Get out!
The Simpsons S 9 E 13 The Joy Of Sect at the Just Crichton and King Bookstore