Quotes / Airport Novel

"There's a bomb on the plane. There's a spy on the plane. I'm reading this on the plane."
Three Panel Book Review, on the genre in general.

Hans Moleman: Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
Store cashier: Get out!
The Simpsons, "The Joy of Sect," at the Just Crichton and King Bookstore

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