"You found your true birthright here, your true purpose. And you found some puffed-up hussy to stroke your ego like you never got back in Brooklyn. Why would we even matter to you when you could live it up here like the bigshot you always wanted to be? After all, it's not like we're your family."
— Mary Pat
"We may not be able to beat the Koopa Troop. I'm not that blind to our situation. But at least for one bright, shining moment, we can show Bowser that he doesn't own us. That as long as one person is left to stand against him, he'll never win. So I'm going to Dark Land through that pipe. And I'll go by myself if I have to."
— Mario
"Every day, it's the same thing. Someone stands up to me, they yack about how I'm an evil monster and how they're going to stop my reign of terror, we rumble for a bit, we steamroll them, everyone freaks out, repeat! It's all so stinkin' routine! When you went on about the Koopa Troop achieving absolute victory, Kamek, I never expected it'd be so damn boring!"
— Bowser
"Fee fi fo fat. Hand over the wand or I'll squash you flat!"
— Luigi
