Quotes / Adam Westing

It was "Chocolate Rain"
Wrote a song about that history
Chocolate Rain
Now I'm paid a hefty, hefty fee
Chocolate Rain
Listen to the funky rhymes I weave
Chocolate Rain
I move away from the mic to breathe
Tay Zonday, "Cherry Chocolate Rain"

My name isn't "Adam We." ...or is it? Who am I? What number did you call? Don't ever call here again. [hangs up] I guess I told him! Nobody messes with Adam We!

Adam West: (arranging the Batman actors in order) It should be Me, Keaton, Kilmer, Lego, Bale and that pretty boy Clooney.
Howard: Can we just all agree we're worried about Affleck?
Adam West: What's an Affleck?

Hi, I'm Michael Bay, director of Hollywood hits such as Transformers. And I demand things to be awesome.
Michael Bay from a Verizon FiOS commercial

CAT! What don't you understand about fucking cat, Edward? C-A-T. It's the first word you learn in a fucking book! FUCK ME! God-damn it!
James Gunn in an episode of James Gunn's PG Porn