It was "Chocolate Rain"
Wrote a song about that history
Now I'm paid a hefty, hefty fee
Listen to the funky rhymes I weave
I move away from the mic to breathe
— Tay Zonday, "Cherry Chocolate Rain"
"My name isn't 'Adam We'... or is it? Who am I? What number did you call? Don't ever call here again. [hangs up] I guess I told him! Nobody messes with Adam We!"
"Love Connection was never cancelled. It's just not on TV anymore. I still do the occasional episode in my basement with singles from the neighbourhood. (awkward stares from everyone) I'm not crazy."
—Chuck Woolrey, Scrubs ("My Cake")
Dean Evans: What do you think of games? You play much games, you uh...?
Michael Biehn: No, I don't— I'm just here for a paycheck, and that's...that's about it.
Dean Evans: Well, you weren't first choice anyway. But, um... we couldn't get Kevin Bacon.
"Hi, I'm Michael Bay, director of Hollywood hits such as Transformers. And I demand things to be awesome."''
— Michael Bay from a Verizon FiOS commercial
“If you’re like me, you like talking to things. Hello, lamp. (imitates voice for the lamp) 'Hello, Gary!' See? Hello pants. Thank you fish, for being here.”
—Gary Busey, Amazon Fire TV commercial
"Seymour Goldfarb Jr. (Roger Moore): A delusional millionaire who thinks he’s Roger Moore. Not James Bond, mind you, just Roger Moore. This is actually a brilliantly silly idea, as Moore gets to send up his 007 persona, and the producers nearly get sued into poverty."
"If you’re looking for endless shots of dreadlocked men huffing smoke like desperate babies suckling on a green breast, then Snoop Dogg‘s Reincarnated is the documentary for you! Weed-obsession aside, it functions as a biography of a guy who’s led a super interesting life, although Snoop stopped being a real person somewhere around the late nineties. Despite his status as a living cartoon, the story of the night Tupac got shot would make a fine audition piece monologue."