Mephesto: Hello, NAMBLA members. As the South Park representative-
Lead Agent: Hold it right there!
Agent 1: Freeze!
Agent 2: Don't nobody move!
Mephesto: What's going on?
Lead Agent: Alright, sickos. Where are the children?!
Mephesto: What children?
Lead Agent: This... is... NAMBLA, right?
Mephesto: Yes.
Lead Agent: The North American Man/Boy Love Association?
Mephesto: What? No! We're the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
Blond Agent: Aw, crap! We got the wrong NAMBLA.
Mr. Garrison: Aw, damnit, I'm in the wrong place.
Mephesto: Don't tell me that that other NAMBLA is actually in South Park?!
Lead Agent: You know of them?
Blond Member: Know of them? We've been fighting with them for years over the rights to nambla.com!
Brunet Member: Yeah, those perverted bastards!
Blond Agent: Wow. You guys really do look a lot like Marlon Brando.
Lead Agent: Hold it right there!
Agent 1: Freeze!
Agent 2: Don't nobody move!
Mephesto: What's going on?
Lead Agent: Alright, sickos. Where are the children?!
Mephesto: What children?
Lead Agent: This... is... NAMBLA, right?
Mephesto: Yes.
Lead Agent: The North American Man/Boy Love Association?
Mephesto: What? No! We're the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
Blond Agent: Aw, crap! We got the wrong NAMBLA.
Mr. Garrison: Aw, damnit, I'm in the wrong place.
Mephesto: Don't tell me that that other NAMBLA is actually in South Park?!
Lead Agent: You know of them?
Blond Member: Know of them? We've been fighting with them for years over the rights to nambla.com!
Brunet Member: Yeah, those perverted bastards!
Blond Agent: Wow. You guys really do look a lot like Marlon Brando.
— South Park, Cartman Joins NAMBLA
"Sometimes I feel like I can read people's minds. It's like I have ESPN or something!"
“I’ve been feeling suicidal so my therapist suggested I do CBT. Now I can ride a motorbike, how’s that going to help?”
— Eric Lampaert
