Justified: The tornado was not produced by a chaotic storm, but rather by a wizard, and it is controlled.
Inverted: Poor Alice was not able to get inside fast enough, and she wound up being bludgeoned to death by a bridge that had been torn out of place.... Before the actual funnel cloud got anywhere near her.
Subverted: Although the tornado is miles away, Alice's kite gets torn off its string, and Alice struggles against the wind to get to the nearest storm cellar.
Double Subverted: When Alice is unable to get into the storm cellar, she is picked up by the tornado and deposited safely on the roof.
Parodied: Tornado warning sirens go off, and nobody pays any attention to them. Not even those who are working or playing outdoors.
Zig Zagged: ???
Averted: The story does not include a tornado... Or a black hole.