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* Spoofed in one ''Manhua/OldMasterQ'' short, when the titular character runs into a ghost in a dark alley. Remembering his friend, Chin, once scared away a ghost using two sticks he found on the floor (via this trope), Master Q then grabs the two closest things he can reach... a sickle and a broomstick. Cue the confused ghost asking, "[[FlatWhat What?]]"

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* Spoofed in one ''Manhua/OldMasterQ'' short, when the titular character runs into a ghost in a dark alley. Remembering his friend, Chin, once scared away a ghost using two sticks he found on the floor (via this trope), Master Q then grabs the two closest things he can reach... a sickle and a broomstick. Cue the confused ghost asking, "[[FlatWhat What?]]"What?]]" (Another strip recycles the premise, but with shoes. Equally ineffective.)
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* ''Literature/SalemsLot'': Jimmy survives his first real vampire encounter in the town morgue by sticking two tongue depressors together in the shape of a cross.
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** Issue #38 of Cartoon Network Block Party with ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' in "Count Gerbil" has a vampire gerbil sucking juices out of various produce items. Mandy forms a cross with two carrots to stave it off.

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** Issue #38 of Cartoon Network Block Party ''ComicBook/CartoonNetworkBlockParty'' with ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' in "Count Gerbil" has a vampire gerbil sucking juices out of various produce items. Mandy forms a cross with two carrots to stave it off.
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* ''ComicBook/BatmanVampire'': An especially hardcore use in the first volume ''Red Rain'', where Batman stymies {{Dracula}} by drawing a cross ''in his own blood''. [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject This combination actually keeps Dracula pinned in place for an entire night]]; only when the sun rises does he manage to tear himself free, via sheer survival instinct.
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[[caption-width-right:290:Yes, we realize the irony of a demon-looking Mutant saying he believes in God while holding up a improvised cross against a vampire.]]

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[[caption-width-right:290:Yes, we realize the irony of a demon-looking Mutant saying he believes in God while holding up a an improvised cross against a vampire.]]
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* ''Series/DoctorWho'': In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice "The Vampires of Venice"]], Rory attempts this with two candlesticks. However, [[OurVampiresAreDifferent these]] vampires aren't affected by holy symbols, so the vampire just smacks them aside.
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* ''Series/DoctorWho'': In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice "The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice The Vampires of Venice"]], Venice]]", Rory attempts this with two candlesticks. However, [[OurVampiresAreDifferent these]] vampires aren't affected by holy symbols, so the vampire just smacks them aside.
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* In ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode "Bad Blood", Mulder tries to arrest Ronnie, a teenage vampire who tries to resist and fights quite hard. There is also a whole community of vampires coming to help Ronnie. Mulder spots some garlic bread sticks, grabs two of them and shapes them into a cross. It doesn't work, so he throws them at the people. That doesn't work either.

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* ''Series/TheXFiles'': In ''Series/TheXFiles'' the episode "Bad Blood", "[[Recap/TheXFilesS05E12BadBlood Bad Blood]]", Mulder tries to arrest Ronnie, a teenage vampire who tries to resist and fights quite hard. There is also a whole community of vampires coming to help Ronnie. Mulder spots some garlic bread sticks, grabs two of them and shapes them into a cross. It doesn't work, so he throws them at the people. That doesn't work either.
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* PlayedForLaughs in ''Manga/MyBalls'', when Kohta tries (and fails) to repel a vampire by making a cross [[CrossesTheLineTwice with a scalpel and his erect penis]]. [[note]]Granted, it failed because the "vampire" was actually a [[HornyDevils succubus]], not because of the... implements used.[[/note]]

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* PlayedForLaughs in ''Manga/MyBalls'', when Kohta tries (and fails) to repel a vampire by making a cross [[CrossesTheLineTwice with a scalpel and his erect penis]]. [[note]]Granted, it failed because the "vampire" was actually a [[HornyDevils [[SuccubiAndIncubi succubus]], not because of the... implements used.[[/note]]
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* ''Film/TheFearlessVampireKillers'': At one point of the film, the titular vampire hunters fend off a whole room of vampires by crossing a pair of long swords to improvise a huge cross.
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* One of Creator/EddieIzzard's early stand-up routines has him discussing whether or not a finger-cross would ward off a vampire, which would essentially make Dracula more of an annoyance that a terrifying monster. Also, if your crucifix has been broken and looks more like a T-sign, can you still use it to ward a vampire by holding it with your thumb stuck above it?

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* One of Creator/EddieIzzard's early stand-up routines has him her discussing whether or not a finger-cross would ward off a vampire, which would essentially make Dracula more of an annoyance that a terrifying monster. Also, if your crucifix has been broken and looks more like a T-sign, can you still use it to ward a vampire by holding it with your thumb stuck above it?
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* ''Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows'': During Laszlo's bar fight with Jim the Vampire in "On the Run", they both snap pool cues in half and make these at the same time, causing both to start sizzling.

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* ''Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows'': ''Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows2019'': During Laszlo's bar fight with Jim the Vampire in "On the Run", they both snap pool cues in half and make these at the same time, causing both to start sizzling.
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* ''Literature/TheHeirsOfAlexandria'': This is the reason the Teutonic Knights use old-fashioned cross-hilted swords rather than more modern complex hilts. When you fight demons and evil sorcerers on the regular, being able to turn your primary weapon into a field-expedient religious symbol is more valuable than the little bit of extra hand protection.

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* ''Literature/TheHeirsOfAlexandria'': This is the reason the Teutonic Knights use old-fashioned cross-hilted swords rather than more modern complex hilts. When you fight demons and evil sorcerers on the regular, being able to turn your primary weapon into a field-expedient religious symbol is more valuable than the a little bit of extra hand protection.
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* ''Literature/TheHeirsOfAlexandria'': This is the reason the Teutonic Knights use old-fashioned cross-hilted swords rather than more modern complex hilts. When you fight demons and evil sorcerers on the regular, being able to turn your primary weapon into a field-expedient religious symbol is more valuable than the little bit of extra hand protection.
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* Spoofed in one ''Manhua/OldMasterQ'' short, when the titular character runs into a ghost in a dark alley. Remembering his friend, Chin, once scared away a ghost using two sticks he found on the floor (via this trope), Master Q then grabs the two closest things he can reach... a sickle and a broomstick. Cue the confused ghost asking, "[[FlatWhat What?]]"
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** In the season two premiere, VampireDetective Nick Knight puts two planks of wood together to ward off his former master [=LaCroix=].

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** In the season two premiere, VampireDetective Nick Knight puts two planks of wood together to ward off his former master [=LaCroix=]. His hands are smouldering from holding the cross, but [=LaCroix=] breaks and flees before he does.

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