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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would be beneficial for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the money on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses it to provide for his newly-adopted foster kid, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].

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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would be beneficial for a single dad father such as himself. However, rather than squandering the money on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses it to provide for his newly-adopted foster kid, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].
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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would be useful for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the money on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses it to provide for his newly-adopted foster kid, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].

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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would be useful beneficial for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the money on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses it to provide for his newly-adopted foster kid, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].
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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would be useful for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the welfare checks on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses them to provide for his newly-adopted foster kid, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].

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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would be useful for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the welfare checks money on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses them it to provide for his newly-adopted foster kid, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].
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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would certainly be helpful for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the welfare checks on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses them to provide for his newly-adopted foster child, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].

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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would certainly be helpful useful for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the welfare checks on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses them to provide for his newly-adopted foster child, kid, [[SubvertedTrope making it clear that he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].
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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would certainly be helpful for a single dad such as himself. [[SubvertedTrope Its only after living with the family for a week when he realizes that Dojima is serious about giving him a home]].

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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights'': ''[[Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights The Crow Cries at Midnight]]'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would certainly be helpful for a single dad such as himself. However, rather than squandering the welfare checks on lavish vacations, Dojima transparently uses them to provide for his newly-adopted foster child, [[SubvertedTrope Its only after living with the family for a week when he realizes making it clear that Dojima is serious about giving him he genuinely wants to give Akechi a loving home]].
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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would certainly be helpful for a single dad such as himself. Its only after living with the family for a week when he realizes that [[SubvertedTrope Dojima is serious about giving him a loving home]].

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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would certainly be helpful for a single dad such as himself. [[SubvertedTrope Its only after living with the family for a week when he realizes that [[SubvertedTrope Dojima is serious about giving him a loving home]].
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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks, and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him, prompting social services to intervene. When police detective and single father [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, only realizing later that [[SubvertedTrope the latter genuinely wants to him a home]].

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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks, checks and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him, prompting social services to intervene. him. Akechi lampshades this in the first chapter, outright stating that he's "a living welfare check" which his guardians have no intention of giving up. When police detective and single father [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, noting that the added financial support would certainly be helpful for a single dad such as himself. Its only realizing later after living with the family for a week when he realizes that [[SubvertedTrope the latter genuinely wants to Dojima is serious about giving him a loving home]].
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* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/FoggyNightsAndPhantomFlights'': [[Characters/Persona5GoroAkechi Goro Akechi's]] previous foster parents took him in solely for the welfare checks, and were otherwise extremely [[WouldHurtAChild abusive]] and [[ParentalNeglect neglectful]] towards him, prompting social services to intervene. When police detective and single father [[VideoGame/Persona4 Ryotaro Dojima]] offers to adopt him for far more altruistic reasons, Akechi immediately assumes that the man has ulterior motives for taking him in, only realizing later that [[SubvertedTrope the latter genuinely wants to him a home]].
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* In the ''Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Freefall}}'', some of the people fostering [[spoiler:Fin and Sebastian]] do this.

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* %%* In the ''Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Freefall}}'', ''FanFic/{{Freefall|FarrenMaddox}}'', some of the people fostering [[spoiler:Fin and Sebastian]] do this.
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* ''Series/CaitlinsWay": Caitlin suspects this is the case in "Caitlin's Trust", when she learns that Jim and Dori are receiving monthly government checks for taking care of her, which coincides with Jim purchasing a fancy new ATV. The pilot episode implied that this was the case with her previous foster family, so she's not unjustified in thinking this, [[spoiler: but it turns out they've actually been putting the money in a trust fund for her, which she'll be able to access when she turns eighteen. The ATV was bought with Jim's own money.]]

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* ''Series/CaitlinsWay": ''Series/CaitlinsWay'': Caitlin suspects this is the case in "Caitlin's Trust", when she learns that Jim and Dori are receiving monthly government checks for taking care of her, which coincides with Jim purchasing a fancy new ATV. The pilot episode implied that this was the case with her previous foster family, so she's not unjustified in thinking this, [[spoiler: but it turns out they've actually been putting the money in a trust fund for her, which she'll be able to access when she turns eighteen. The ATV was bought with Jim's own money.]]
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* ''Series/CaitlinsWay": Caitlin suspects this is the case in "Caitlin's Trust", when she learns that Jim and Dori are receiving monthly government checks for taking care of her, which coincides with Jim purchasing a fancy new ATV. The pilot episode implied that this was the case with her previous foster family, so she's not unjustified in thinking this, [[spoiler: but it turns out they've actually been putting the money in a trust fund for her, which she'll be able to access when she turns eighteen. The ATV was bought with Jim's own money.]]
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* ''Literature/OliverTwist'': Mrs. Mann, who ostensibly cares for the children who are too young to stay at the workhouse and receives a stipend for each, meant to pay for their food and clothing as long as they're in her care. She actually spends most of it on herself and gives the children very little.
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* In ''Film/FiveNightsAtFreddys2023'', Mike calls out Aunt Jane and accuses her of only wanting custody of Abby so she can get a monthly check from the government for doing so. Jane certainly seems far more interested in discrediting Mike's ability as a guardian than she is concerned for Abby's welfare, as noted by Abby's teacher Lilian and Jane's lawyer.
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* The horror visual novel ''Shut Your Teeth'' has Kolya, who has a minor chronic illness. He was adopted by Boris and Olga because they are paid an extra stipend to support a disabled child, but Kolya's illness is such that he (allegedly) requires little medical treatment.
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* Hitoshi Shinso had issues with this in ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/series/2332319 The Aizawa-Yamada Family]]'' as well as probably more than a few other stories in ''Franchise/MyHeroAcademia'' fandom centering on him as well. In this series, several of his past fosters mentioned just wanting the money as they abused and muzzled him.
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*WebVideo/DharMann: The villain of "[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_adlDmW394E Evil Foster Care Mother Mistreats Kid]]" is ''very'' upfront about how she only became a foster parent for the money. She frankly tells her foster daughter Rayna so and even admits it [[TooDumbToLive to her social worker]].
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* ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'': Count Olaf adopts the Baudelaire siblings to get access to their parents' money, and in the first book he actually tries to marry Violet so he can get access to it that way.

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* ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'': Count Olaf adopts the Baudelaire siblings to get access to their parents' money, money. Of course in his case, given the immense fortune that they will inherit once they become adults and his own greed, this is only the first before he escalates in the first book he into actually tries trying to marry Violet so he can get access to it that way.way and into InheritanceMurder afterwards.
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%%* Done to Rose's brother in ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' volume "A Doll's House".

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%%* Done to Rose's brother in ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' ''ComicBook/TheSandman1989'' volume "A Doll's House".
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This can be very similar to an OrphanageOfFear. See also AbusiveParents, DepartmentOfChildDisservices, FinancialAbuse, and WickedStepmother.

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This can be very similar to an OrphanageOfFear. See also AbusiveParents, DepartmentOfChildDisservices, FinancialAbuse, and WickedStepmother.
WickedStepmother. Compare IllegalGuardian, where the payout is something bigger and more dramatic.
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* In "Captivity", part of Creator/ZennaHenderson's ''Literature/ThePeople'' series, the Francher kid is put in a foster home after his mother dies, but [=Mrs. McVey=], the woman who's supposed to be looking after him, spends a minimum on housing and feeding him, and keeps the rest of the fostering allowance for herself. It's noted that his status as an outsider in the community isn't helped by the fact that he goes to school in ratty old clothes because she won't buy new clothes for him. One of the teachers persuades [=Mrs. McVey=] to at least buy him a suitable outfit for a school outing to see an orchestra, which leads to dramatic consequences when it's discovered that she paid for the outfit by stealing Francher's own money (which he'd been saving up for a musical instrument) because she'd already spent the month's allowance money on clothes for herself.
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* ''Film/PackUpYourTroubles'': After Eddie is killed in World War I, his adorable little girl is taken in by a sleazy criminal. The sleazy criminal's beaten-down wife confronts him about how he only took in the little girl for the paycheck. Fortunately the late Eddie's Army buddies, Creator/LaurelAndHardy, rescue the girl, and set off in search of her grandparents.
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-->'''Police officer:''' You're under arrest for [[LongList child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children AS food]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking misrepresenting the weight of livestock.]]

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-->'''Police officer:''' You're under arrest for [[LongList child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children AS food]], food,]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking misrepresenting the weight of livestock.]]
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-->'''Police officer:''' You're under arrest for [[LongList child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children AS food]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking misrepresenting the weight of livestock.]]

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-->'''Police officer:''' You're under arrest for [[LongList child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children AS food]] food]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking misrepresenting the weight of livestock.]]
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* {{Inverted|Trope}} on ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''--[[SatisfiedStreetRat Kai]] grew up in an orphanage until he was adopted by a nice family...whom he proceeded to rob blind before running away. Soon after he gets [[BlowYouAway Airbending]] powers and is reluctantly taken in by Team Avatar, only for him to screw ''them'' over too. Fortunately, [[BreakTheHaughty he gets his comeuppance]] and improves shortly thereafter.

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* {{Inverted|Trope}} on ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''--[[SatisfiedStreetRat ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': [[SatisfiedStreetRat Kai]] grew up in an orphanage until he was adopted by a nice family...family... whom he proceeded to rob blind before running away. Soon after he gets [[BlowYouAway Airbending]] powers and is reluctantly taken in by Team Avatar, only for him to screw ''them'' over too. Fortunately, [[BreakTheHaughty he gets his comeuppance]] and improves shortly thereafter.
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* ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess'': Sara's maid Mariette was raised by a pair of innkeepers because her mother couldn't care for her. If Mariette's route is the one committed to in Act 2, [[spoiler:it turns out that the innkeepers were doing such a thing for many children in a similar situation and were working them to the bone while pocketing the money sent by the parents for their upkeep]].

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* ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess'': Sara's maid Mariette was raised by a pair of innkeepers because her mother couldn't care for her. If Mariette's route is the one committed to in Act 2, [[spoiler:it turns out that the innkeepers were doing such a thing for many children in a similar situation and were working them to the bone while pocketing the money sent by the parents for their upkeep]].upkeep. The "cousin" who got her hired to be Sara's maid in the first place is actually one of the other children from the inn]].
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* ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess'': Sara's maid Mariette was raised by a pair of innkeepers because her mother couldn't care for her. If Mariette's route is the one committed to in Act 2, [[spoiler:it turns out that the innkeepers were doing such a thing for many children in a similar situation and was working them to the bone while pocketing the money sent by the parents for their upkeep]].

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* ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess'': Sara's maid Mariette was raised by a pair of innkeepers because her mother couldn't care for her. If Mariette's route is the one committed to in Act 2, [[spoiler:it turns out that the innkeepers were doing such a thing for many children in a similar situation and was were working them to the bone while pocketing the money sent by the parents for their upkeep]].
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* ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess'': Sara's maid Mariette was raised by a pair of innkeepers because her mother couldn't care for her. If Mariette's route is the one committed to in Act 2, [[spoiler:it turns out that the innkeepers were doing such a thing for many children in a similar situation and was working them to the bone while pocketing the money sent by the parents for their upkeep]].
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* Played for BlackComedy in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', Bender adopts a houseful of orphans for the government checks, but then [[FunnyRobot realizes that the kids expect to be fed]], which keeps him from making a profit. He ultimately tries to break even by attempting to [[ComedicSociopathy sell the children to a slaughterhouse]] before he's caught.

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* Played for BlackComedy in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'''s "The Cyber House Rules", in which Bender adopts a houseful of orphans for the government checks, but then [[FunnyRobot [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes that the kids expect to be fed]], which keeps him from making a profit. He ultimately tries to break even by attempting to [[ComedicSociopathy sell the children to a slaughterhouse]] before he's caught.
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-->'''Police officer:''' "You're under arrest for [[LongList child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children ''as'' food]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking misrepresenting the weight of livestock.]]"

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-->'''Police officer:''' "You're You're under arrest for [[LongList child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children ''as'' AS food]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking misrepresenting the weight of livestock.]]"]]

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