Literature / Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes was a 1925 novel written by Anita Loos. It was adapted into a Broadway musical in 1949; the songs (written by Jule Styne and Leo Robin) included "Little Rock" and "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend." The musical version was adapted into a movie in 1953, starring Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe. (An earlier silent movie version is lost.) A semi-sequel, Gentlemen Marry Brunettes, was released a couple of years later starring Russell and Jeanne Crain; it didn't do nearly as well as the first movie.

The story follows two showgirls, and best friends, Dorothy Shaw (Jane Russell) and Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe). As it starts off Lorelei and her fiance, Gus Esmond, were going to travel to France in order to get married. However, since Gus's father, Edmond Sr., disapproves of Lorelei, he prevents them from going. Despite this, she decides to go anyway, taking Dorothy along with her. Before their trip, Gus tells Lorelei to behave herself while in France or his father might find out and prevent their marriage from even happening. This is not untrue as the old man has hired a detective, by the name of Ernie Malone, to watch her every move.

While on the boat to Paris, Lorelei meets Sir Francis "Piggy" Beekman, owner of a diamond mine. Intrigued by him, she invites him back to the girls' cabin to flirt with him. Unbeknown to them, however, Ernie spies on and takes pictures of them. Dorothy, who Ernie is falling for, sees him and tells Lorelei. They concoct a scheme to take the film by drugging the detective and stealing it from him. However, their troubles are not over yet as the two girls soon run into money problems...

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  • Alliterative Name: Lorelei Lee.
  • Cassandra Truth: When Gus introduces Lorelei to his father, he has trouble believing that she's the Lorelei Lee that Gus wants to marry, since he had previously mistaken a disguised Dorothy for her. Lorelei verifies her identity by pointing at her picture on a cardboard standee for one of their shows.
  • Catchphrase: Lorelei: "...a girl like I..."
    • In the film: "Thank you ever so!"
  • Costume Porn: Lorelei wears a spectacular 1950's-style strapless pink gown (with matching long gloves) during the iconic "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" number, and both Lorelei and Dorothy wear chic, high-fashion 1950's-style outfits throughout the film.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Dorothy, in the best kind of fast-talking 50's manner.
  • Dumb Blonde: Well, somewhat. Lorelei does say some spectacularly ditzy things and she's plenty shallow but she can be incredibly crafty, at least when it comes to manipulating people. She's about 40% Dumb Blonde, 40% Obfuscating Stupidity and 20% Genius Ditz.
  • Everyone Loves Blondes: Duh.
  • Everything's Better with Sparkles: Several of the girls' non-diamond-inlaid outfits are still pretty glittery.
  • Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
  • Getting Crap Past the Radar: When Lorelei sings "These rocks don't lose their shape", she's gesturing to her chest.
  • Gold Digger: Lorelei's principal attribute.
  • Global Ignorance:
    Lorelei: Excuse me, but what is the way to Europe, France?
    Dorothy: Honey, France is in Europe.
    Lorelei: Well, who said it wasn't?
    Dorothy: Well... you wouldn't say you wanted to go to North America, Mexico.
    Lorelei: If that's where I wanted to go, I would.
  • Jerkass: Lorelei has her moments, due to her unapologetic Gold Digger attitude towards men.
  • Karma Houdini: Lorelei Lee.
  • Men Use Violence, Women Use Communication: The plan Dorothy and Lorelei use to get the film from Mr Malone.
    Dorothy: If we can't empty his pockets in ten minutes we're not worth-ee of the name 'woman'.
  • Not Distracted by the Sexy: "Ain't There Anyone Here For Love" has Jane Russell, in a low cut top, with a bunch of half-dressed guys at the gym who steadfastly ignore her. The Celluloid Closet presents this as a textbook case of Getting Crap Past the Radar, and offers an alternate reason why she's ignored.
    • Though considering about six of the men (out of around two dozen) couldn't get enough of her the first night in her room and again at dinner, this would suggest at least some were another trope.
    • Olivia Newton-John did an Homage with "Let's Get Physical", and wasn't subtle about who the bodybuilders were attracted to.
  • Nude-Colored Clothes: The athletes in "Ain't There Anyone Here for Love?" and if it weren't for the black lines you might think they were doing it in the buff. This was almost definitely intentional.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: Lorelei is really good at playing the part of Dumb Blonde but she does have some brains to her, like when Dorothy needs a moment to realise Lorelei has the room overheated for a reason.
    Lorelei: I can be smart when it's important, but most men don't like it.
  • Pink Means Feminine: Lorelei wears a pink dress for the "Diamonds" number.
  • Pretty in Mink: Several, starting with ermine coats the girls are holding in the first scene.
  • Proper Lady:
    Lorelei: Please dear, a lady never tells that her feet hurt.
  • Something Blues: "Homesick Blues"
  • That Reminds Me of a Song: When Lorelei gets put on trial for taking Piggy's wife's diamond tiara, Dorothy disguises as Lorelei and takes her place in the courthouse. One of Dorothy's airheaded actions involves asking a juror if he's had the pleasure of hearing her sing. After he says that he hasn't, she breaks out into a reprise of "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" to show herself off.
  • Triumphant Reprise: The movie begins with Lorelei and Dorothy singing, "Two Little Girls From Little Rock", which details how much trouble a young woman with a simple background can have finding a decent man. They sing it again at their double wedding, but proclaim that they succeeded in finding the men of their dreams.
  • The Unfair Sex: The film seems to side with Lorelei over Mr. Esmond for cancelling the girl's credit and rescinding their hotel reservation, even though the reason why this happened was because she was blatantly flirting with another man in order to take something that wasn't hers.