Overly complicated directions.
- To get to the unabridged version, first move your mouse or finger until the pointer or fingertip hovers over the box that says "Main". It's located in the upper left part of the page under the big caption that says "Laconic: You Can't Miss It" and to the right of the link that says "Watch+". You can't miss it. Then press the left button on your mouse or move your finger forward until the fingertip presses against the box, simple as that.
