Laconic / Somewhere, a Herpetologist Is Crying

Factual inaccuracies about reptiles and amphibians in a work of fiction that make the story work better.
Visit the unabridged version HERE, but watch out for the poisonous, slimy snake.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/SomewhereAHerpetologistIsCrying