An elderly character known for talking a lot.
- Unabridged version? You people these days are so impatient! Back in my day, we didn't have "unabridged versions" of this or that. Hell, we didn't even have bridges! Have I ever told you the time me and Mabel ran barefoot over the Brooklyn Bridge? Why, Mabel got so tired after that run, she (Blah, Blah, Blah)...
