Laconic: Moving the Goalposts
Continually changing your standards so people will never be able to meet them.
Visit unabridged version HERE. No, now click here. No, first visit the main page, then locate the article in the index, then click on it from there. Okay... now do a Google search for the page, then submit a request to the admin to give you the correct page link. Or just click on "Main" above.