In a world bereft of man?
Where do I sign up?
- — Lapsem
Underground subway
A trial at each station
Test failed? Kablooey!
- — Lapsem
Hairmeggedon, eh?
Hold on, I can't call it that
HR don't like it.
- — dudeu
Octo engineer
Leaves a life of war behind
More to come, perhaps?
- — Lapsem
Squids and octos love
Fashion, music, paintball fights
And saving the world
Splattershot Nova:
Long range, low damage, paints well,
But has subpar aim.
- — Lapsem
What's up with the Square?
All is bleached a lifeless white
Where is everyone?
- — Lapsem
Salmon stalk the streets
The green tide rolls over all
The Big Run cometh!
- — Lapsem
Splats in a flash, but there's a catch:
Those far away won't feel its sting.
- — Lapsem
Six floating amps, howling in tune.
With piercing call passing through walls,
From near or far, they sing your doom.
- — Lapsem
Three parties unite to save Earth
They have big fish. Watch him go swish
He fights a bear, despite his girth.
- — dudeu
Splatsville, chaotic city's here
All cultures mesh, making it fresh
Anarchy rainbow makes all cheer.
- — dudeu
