CYB Haiku
Request: “Catch Your Breath”
Amazing Naruto fic
By the cool #Langwrites
Huge turtle monster
Trapped in a teenage ninja
They snark back and forth
Reincarnation
Character aware of Plot
Good luck changing it
Familiar faces
The scars may not be the same
But just as broken
Miyako Gekkō
A woman with a dark past
And a badass mom
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CYB Haiku 2
Rapid-fire posts
Lang is busting out the words
Spoiling her fans
Baby Naruto
Isn’t an orphan this time
Dorky parents live
ROOT is acting up
Time to gather some intel
And stage a take-down
Rough conditioning
Everyone needs therapy
(Maybe they’ll get some)
Kakashi got lost
But then he showed up again
And showed off his mole
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Suna Haiku
Cute Rin Nohara
In canon, she was killed off
But not in fanfic
Trip to the desert
A new pet acquisition
Cuddly scorpion
Little Sasa-chan
Scuttling across dry sand
She eats a cricket
New summon contract
Because why stop at just one
When Rin can have lots
Giant arachnids
Perfect for scaring boyfriends
Of the Cyclops kind
