Haiku / Aluminum Christmas Trees

"You must be joking!"
No, though it sounds like it's fake,
It once existed.

While writing a script
You mention weird old products
But they'll think it's fake.

Can you believe it?
Can get tanks from Amazon.
No really! It's true!


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