History Funny / WolfensteinIITheNewColossus

*** After working himself up ranting about B.J. Blazkowicz, an exhausted Hitler has to curl up on the floor. When B.J. is called up to his "audition", he has a chance to literally KickTheSonOfABitch - [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing and doing so gets you an achievement]]![[note]]"[[{{Pun}} Kick It!]]"[[/note]] Granted, it also nets you a NonStandardGameOver as the guards gun you down, but most people would say it was WorthIt.

*** After working himself up ranting about B.J. Blazkowicz, an exhausted Hitler has to curl up on the floor. When B.J. is called up to his "audition", he has a chance to literally KickTheSonOfABitch - [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing and doing so gets you an achievement]]![[note]]"[[JustForPun Kick It!]]"[[/note]] Granted, it also nets you a NonStandardGameOver as the guards gun you down, but most people would say it was WorthIt.

* In one of the Ubercommander missions, you can hear two Nazis rifling through items left behind by the resistance, including a sheet of paper with words written on it: "Fuck you, Nazi pigs." The catch? Neither of them understands English. One recognizes "Nazi" and remembers that "fuck" means "intercourse", so they assume that ''[[EvilIsSexy Nazis are so handsome the rebels want to have sex with them]]''.

* Also a TearJerker, but Grace asks B.J. what Super Spesh's LastWords were. When she finds them out, she can't help but [[ActuallyPrettyFunny share a laugh]].

* Wyatt [[MushroomSamba drops acid in the middle of a mission]], [[DisneyAcidSequence causing him to hallucinate a cartoon lizard who he quietly begins a conversation with]]. And by cartoon lizard, [[ArtShift I mean a lizard drawn in a Disney, 2D cartoon style]].
** And while this is going on, Anya's in the background, massively pregnant, stabbing the fuck out of a Nazi and not paying him the slightest bit of attention whatsoever.

* A couple of veterans in a different group of Nazis in the midst of storming the U-boat can be heard discussing B.J. with a new soldier, who doesn't believe the rumors because he still buys the regimes' propaganda. His increasingly desperate excuses not to believe the stories about B.J. end with him declaring the eye witness both veterans cite has a wimpy name, so all his stories are just inherent cowardice. Say what you will about the nickname they chose but the myth of Terror Billy is extremely helpful as all the enemies are either suicidally overconfident from dismissing the stories or rightfully completely terrified of B.J.

* When the New York Resistance is brought aboard the rebel U-Boat, Super Spesh breaks down in [[TearsOfJoy tears of joy]] when he finds out that the U-boat has a ''working toilet and "ass-wipe"''.

*** Later on collectable diary entries from at least one officer reveal that the Nazis are just using the Klansmen as volunteer cannonfodder. In fact the various Diaries reveal more than one Nazi officer is just itching for Changeover Day to come already so they have an excuse to kill the Klan off once and for all. Why? Because even the Nazis, the literal Nazis, find their blind idiot racism and outright ignorance about dang near everything extremely obnoxious.

* The Nazis have since given a nickname to the menace that is B.J. Blazkowicz, the maniacal terrorist [[OneManArmy who has singlehandedly proven to be the deadliest menace their regime has ever faced]]: "Terror-Billy". [[EloquentInMyNativeTongue Maybe it sounds scarier in German.]]
** Given the fact that the German word for the kind of terror they're talking about is [[ShapedLikeItself Terror]], no. No it doesn't. And that's ''even funnier.''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jvo6UawNHw The casting scene]]. ''Oh my bloody God the casting scene''. The Nazis are auditioning four actors to portray B.J in their propaganda movie. The problem? B.J himself is there, masquerading as one of the actors. And '''Hitler''''s there, too, of all the things on Venus! HilarityEnsues.

** Also, did we forget to mention that this whole scene takes place on a ''Nazi Cloud City'' hovering over ''Venus''?! Our bad.
* Fergus and Grace's first meeting ends with Fergus' mechanical arm FlippingTheBird to Grace. Given the tension between them, and Fergus' limited control over the arm, this may or may not have been on purpose.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jvo6UawNHw The casting scene]]. ''Oh my bloody God the casting scene''. The Nazi are auditioning four actors to portray B.J in their propaganda movie. The problem? B.J himself is there, masquerading as one of the actors. And '''Hitler''''s there, too, of all the things on Venus! HilarityEnsues.

* Set has a hilariously frustrated and angry outburst at you for introducing the "god key" to him because he can't figure out exactly what it's suppose to be. It's funnier when you realize that of all the crap he went through (being imprisoned in a labor camp for a decade, persecuted for his religion, his people exterminated and their technology exploited, and losing many of his friends and comrades) ''this'' is what finally cracked him.

* The existence of the Wolfstone 3D game aboard Eva's Hammer. What is it? Well, imagine good ol' ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D''...with the roles reversed. Instead you're Nazi agent Elite Hans taking on the Kreisau resistance army. All of tha Nazi-related textures are modified, swastikas changed to giant [=Ks=], portraits of Hitler changed to Blazko, and boss dialogue recorded in English instead of German. The bosses are all changed too, speaking of which, to Kreisau heroes. General Fettgesicht (the endboss of the Nocturnal Missions, now called U-Boat Missions) is changed to B.J.'s own babymama Anya, Set Roth is just a renamed Doctor Schabbs and instead of the legendary [=MechaHitler=], you get a [=MechaBlazkowicz=] who dies in the exact same fashion as Hitler himself in that game! Additionally, you get to take on Bombate, who is represented as an Englishman presumably because the Nazis don't want to openly admit an African freedom fighter is one of the people kicking their asses. Yet somehow the Resistance enjoys playing this game, with Blazko himself remarking how realistic the DOS-era shooter looks. Considering its still the [=1960s=], it would be like someone being able to play VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder on the day that VideoGame/BeyondCastleWolfenstein was released.

** If you get close to the door for whatever reason, [[ToiletHumor you can hear Spesh... using the facilities.]] Being trapped in a post atomic hellscape with no working toilets took it's toll on him.

--> '''B.J.:''' (pointing to the gun) does this end kill Nazis?\\

'''Engel:''' <Send in everything you have! Terror-Billy is very dangerous. He singlehandedly took down the London monitor. He is insane and unpredicable.>\\

'''Commandant Mannheimer:''' Ah, General Engel! Please confirm the number of enemy platoons on board the Ausmerzer. What is their current status and weaponry?>\\

* A different group of Nazis in the midst of storming the U-boat with a group of veterans discussing B.J. with a new soldier who doesn't believe the rumors because he still buys the regimes propaganda. His increasingly desperate excuses not to believe the stories about B.J. end with him declaring the eye witness both veterans site has a wimpy name so all his stories are just inherent cowardice. Say what you will about the nickname they chose but the myth of Terror Billy is extremely helpful as all the enemies are either suicidally overconfident from dismissing the stories or rightfully completely terrified of B.J.

** And if you somehow manage to start encroaching on her score, she will actually blow through the course again offscreen and [[UpToEleven shorten her time further]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jvo6UawNHw The casting scene]]. ''Oh my bloody God the casting scene''. The Nazi are auditioning four actors to portray B.J in their propaganda movie. The problem? B.J himself is there, masquerading as one of the actor. And '''Hitler''''s there, too, of all the things on Venus! HilarityEnsues.

* Let's just say that this game was promoted and released amid a [[Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment pretty contentious time in American domestic politics.]] This game features our hero fighting Nazis, [[https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mbj9xv/the-alt-right-thinks-wolfenstein-the-new-colossus-is-racist-to-white-people which folks in some circles interpreted as anti-white propaganda because it had you killing Nazis, who happened to be white.]] Some snarky internet commentators pointed out that the Wolfenstein games didn't ''recently'' become about killing Nazis, and anyone interested in them was really honestly expected to ''know'' that.