Funny / What's Your Number?

  • Ally walks into her apartment to find her sister and Colin sitting on the couch together.
    Ally: Tell me you're not naked naked on the couch next to my sister.
    *Colin lifts his guitar to show that he is wearing underwear*
    Daisy: Thankfully, he doesn't like to play without his underwear. *beat* The guitar gets cold against his penis.
    *Colin nods with remembered pain*