History Funny / VoltronLegendaryDefender

--> '''Veronica''': (''CatSmile'') Looks like she likes you back.

* [[TheLancer Keith]], the Paladin who seems to be the most loyal to [[TheLeader Shiro]], acts as the right hand of Voltron, while Shiro is the head. Even in a literal sense, Keith is Shiro's ''[[IncrediblyLamePun right-hand man]]''. Even better, ''both'' of Shiro's right hands were made by a Galran.

* As Thace prepares to hack into the system, he slips out a drive from under the nail of his thumb. He literally has a ''[[IncrediblyLamePun thumb-drive]]''!

* Allura gets a insight on the strange foods of the Balmerans. Before she leaves, Shay's grandmother gives her a dish called "Sticker Cups" for the "skylings". Allura is very disgusted, but hides it and kindly thanks the grandmother saying the Paladins would enjoy it immensely.

** Lance's character is a thief and part cat. Guess this makes him a [[IncrediblyLamePun cat-burglar]].

--> '''Hunk''': [[IncrediblyLamePun When it's this]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun dark]]'', [[IncrediblyLamePun I guess it doesn't]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun matter]]'', right, guys?\\

* At the 2017 NYCC, Lauren's statement about Lotor is unintentionally hilarious, especially when it's a reference to one of Dreamworks most popular film, {{WesternAnimation/Shrek}}.

* Hunk uses a levitation spell that's just chickens flapping their wings while the characters hold onto them. [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Cucoo's]] anyone?

* Season 8 of Voltron: Legendary Defender and ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'', ''which were released on the same day, mind you'', feature both [[BigBad Big Bads]] having the same goal: [[spoiler:To search for an AlternateUniverse where their deceased families are still alive and reunite with them]]. [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!]]

** Not to mention, ''this'' Slav is more serious and less SuperOCD... and yet, still gets in a few funny moments, such as yelling the line mentioned below. The ''sheer contrast'' between the two Slavs is worth a few laughs on its own.

* Lance's guessing game where he has to figure out the names of the people he's met over the course of their adventures. Just like with Pictionary, he fails spectacularly.

* In this reality there isn't a Blade of Marmora, instead we have the Guns of [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Gamora]].

** Hunk even gives a homage to [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy a certain tree alien]] when they sound off a third time.

* Shiro calling himself an "old timer", when Keith asks what his bracelet was supposed to do. TheReveal of his muscular degenerative disease ultimately makes this a FunnyAneurysmMoment, though.

* Upon finding the Yellow Lion, Lance decides to just drop Hunk down where it is. Hunk's having a meltdown and Lance is having ''none of it''.\\
'''Lance''': Who cares? Just go get it! I'm dropping you down there.\\

* Hunk and Coran are enjoying a delicious meal that Shay's grandmother made for them. Shay tells the two that it also contains [[AlienLunch "Cave-root for the skin. Cave bugs for the soul"]]. Hunk and Coran look disgusted. Coran tries to remain polite and thanks the grandmother for "the bugs". This causes her to smile and pour him some more food, he quietly tells her that it was a bit too much.

* "Help me, Bii-Boh-Bi, [[StarWars you're my only hope]]."

'''Hunk''': Ugh, I hate those little things! Alright, forget it, Pidge. I'm going to swim towards you. Just hang on! (''[[RealityEnsues Hunk swings his arms and legs as though swimming, but gives up when he goes nowhere]]'') That's it! I'm all out of moves. (''Stomach growls'') Oh, I'm hungry again. I hope some food goo comes out of these walls.

* As Lance is being chased by the guards he grabs a coral in the shape of a disk and [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime tosses it at them]]. Since they're underwater, it quickly [[RealityEnsues floats down to the floor]] instead of going towards the enemies.

* It seems to be accepted in the fandom that "Quiznak" is basically Altean [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar for the f-word]].

-->'''Coran''': Or keep us as some sort of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar creepy pet to play with how they please]].

* This one seems to be narrated by Lance. The text boxes are stylized as medieval scrolls as if describing the story of a great hero. It opens with an imaginary scene of Lance posing in front of a dragon while a princess does a LegCling on him. [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/V3z8Yxd6mKfvPKGORj-0IvbpUrmPgoK15rUXaCPm3ll9mUo2ClGBM1AxAS4bgbVWoHZ2wlwgmBmA=s0 Not to mention the way Lance describes the other Paladins.]]
--> Pidge, the elfin genius. To be honest, Lance understood little of what she said, but it seemed to be generally helpful in some mathematical way.\\

* Jeremy Shada admits in the Let's Voltron Podcast that when Rhys Darby (Coran's voice actor) couldn't make their recording sessions, he would read Darby's lines. In Coran's voice. Bex Taylor Klaus claims that it's such a good impression that whenever he does it, she thinks Rhys Darby has come to do his lines.

'''Coran''': It's true, like the old proverb says, [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop a man can be driven to do anything if a beautiful woman is just really, really mean to him.]]

** The first thing shown is Keith's foot trying to reach the wall. When the scene pans out, Lance and Keith are apparently climbing up the shaft with their backs pressed against each other and using their feet to climb, ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' style.

* After everyone arrives back at the Castle, [[http://68.media.tumblr.com/ad4dd2b7130987a2e1e48a3258736d78/tumblr_inline_ok5n8bypCo1rp5x08_500.png the mice apparently did Allura's hair]].

'''Shiro''': *"WTF" face*

* Shiro takes cover as Remdax continuously fires at his direction, but not actually hitting him. Vakala gets annoyed, telling him off for missing and demanding he give him the gun. They begin to struggle over it as the large one yelled saying it was his.
* Remdax offers Shiro food and apologizes for cuffing him. Shiro thanks him and also apologizes for throwing his friend's gun at his face. Remdax shrugs, and admits that [[NoodleIncident it wasn't the first time it happened]] nor would it be the last.
* The two aliens wonder if Shiro was going to make it and the other claimed he hoped. The Remdax asks Vakala if he knew that Shiro took their only ship. Vakala's [[OhCrap reaction]] says it all.

* Lance getting a scope on the guards, and shouting out in surprise when Keith starts to take them out without waiting.

* Shiro's new haircut and outfit can count as this, since it's so jarring from his previous looks.

* Blaytz flirting with a Galra servant (or at the very least, being sociable) and Zarkon clearing his throat as if he's been through this plenty of times. Blaytz's reaction is similar to the kind a kid gets when being told off by their parent.

** What makes this a little more funny is how the helmet looks similar to the one Lotor wore in the 80's.

* While discussing their next move, Lance cuts the conversation short and declares that they should work some more on their lion's routines, because he didn't want a [[NoodleIncident repeat of what Hunk had done]]. Hunk quietly averts his eyes and claims that he thought his lion had more room.

** Pidge, a untrained teenager at the time, is able to knock her brother flat with a simple shove. Even if it was just because she caught him off-guard, it's still funny.

* Hunk gives Matt and Pidge celebratory milkshakes, and comments that the [[BizarreAlienBiology Alteans apparently don't get brain freezes]]. Three small chibis of Allura, Coran and Lance appear, while the Alteans sip all of their milkshake in one go with no effect, Lance is covered in ice with a brain freeze.

-->'''Hunk''': This one time, we went to another reality. It was pretty lame.\\

* Lotor acting like he's devastated that his father doesn't need him any more can be pretty funny.

* As the Paladins go to check out the area where all the Galras were headed, they find out it's Galra on Galra fighting, ''again''! Hunk even lampshades the empire animosity towards itself.

* The Swathian leader is understandably frustrated that the Paladins didn't show up yesterday when it was the one day of the year that their planet had clear skies. However he keeps hammering that fact in to Lance's slowly growing annoyance.

* Once the worm pill takes affect on Coran he starts talking funny... well, [[DeepSouth funnier than usual]].

** Instead of actual Voltron, everyone has something like a cardboard boxes with the lion's faces on them for the performance. And they're stacked almost like a ''cheerleader pyramid''.

* Coran assigning everyone specific character traits, and suggests to Allura (referring to her as Keith) that her catchphrase could be something like a howl. Allura growls in frustration and Coran says that they'll work on it. When he declares Shiro will be [[TheHero the hero]], everyone but Lance looks extremely unsure of this.

** Pidge comes to Coran and tells him that she didn't like using made up science terms and asks if that would just confuse the audience. Coran brushes away her concerns, justifying that the [[DumbassHasAPoint audience would be confused if she used the real words anyway]].
* Allura continuing her spot on impressions of Keith as she crosses her arms during a performance and frowns.

* Coran returns to Swathia in order to get the Meerakeet onto the castle in a way that's reminiscent to the famous T-Rex scene from Jurrassic World.

* Matt is saved by Beezer when his jetpack fails to go, and can be seen still gripping onto the robot once they've reached solid ground.

* Rolo tries to sneak around before immediatley walking into a prisoner, and as his eyes slowly travel upwards, he smiles nervously.

** She then "helps" Lance after finding his Bayard turn into a Altean broadsword.

* Pidge admitting that she likes Janka and she thinks because of his amazing supply chain lines he uses color coding.

* Coran slips and hits a wall due to getting a case of the "Slipperies", while leaving an outline of sweat. He denies this by saying it's an old person virus and he's young. Well... youngish.

** [[VomitDiscretionShot Pidge runs off screen to puke]]. Which becomes [[HypocriticalHumor even funnier]] when you remember that Pidge claimed to sweat a lot herself back in the first season.

* Keith and Lance are both exhausted and decide to head to the pool, so of course some lines have to be drawn.

** The power and lights suddenly go out in the elevator and nothing can be seen except their [[ByTheLightsOfTheireyes eyes bulging out in the dark]]. They blink in confusion but in the end just glare at each other and sigh in annoyance.

--> '''Coran''': (''Lights dim'') Honestly, this is the most dangerous thing I've ever seen, or heard of. But since we're probably going to die anyway - WHAT THE HECK, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT! Good luck, gentlemen. And gentlelady. [[ItHasBeenAnHonor It's been a pleasure]]. (''Beat'') ''Don't touch the lasers!''

* After Voltron uses its new powered up sword to destroy the Galra ship's ion cannon, preventing the Galra from using it to destroy the Ark.

* Allura tries to charm Coran into letting her go shopping with the others, because she wanted something sparkly. She's obviously grumpy when Coran says no.
* Lance [[CallingShotgun calls shotgun]] when they go to the ship and Hunk tells him it wasn't fair. Later it's shown Hunk, Pidge and Keith in the back while Lance rubs in how amazing the front seat is with Coran. Guess Coran does play favorites.

* Apparently there's merchandise of Zarkon in this universe, including posters. Which means that Zarkon, at some point, was doing beefcake poses for the camera in between planetary conquest.

* Pidge has a WhichRestroomDilemma, as each bathroom is only labelled with an ambiguous symbol, and the only person she sees using them is a [[BizarreAlienReproduction gender-ambiguous giant slug person]]. Eventually she gives up and mutters that she'll just hold it. Later on Hunk runs by, looking for a place to hide, and also panics over which bathroom to take... then Keith casually strolls out of one of the bathrooms like it's nothing.

* Hunk's sideplot involves him getting stuck working at the food court called Vrepit Sal's, taking on the role of cook after the robot fries. He takes his first order.

'''Store Owner''': I'll take your first born child.\\

** What sells the moment are the slight changes in Keith's expression. He looks utterly unimpressed during most of Lance's tirade, but there's a point at which point his eyes dart away, as if to reluctantly concede Lance's point.
** At one point, Keith glances at the audience (or, at the angle he was standing, probably at Shiro) with a look saying, "Can you believe this guy?"

* Getting angry at Hunk asking about him, Keith tells him to stop and adds that it's bad enough that Allura hates him now. Hunk tries to be reassuring, but fails miserably.

* One of the aliens who captured Shiro wonders if they should eat him.
** Later, when Shiro tries to escape, the alien exasperatedly says, "I ''knew'' we should've eaten him!"

--> '''Myrkarla''': Input your password.\\

'''Myrkarla''': (''exasperated'') ''I don't know''! It's ''your'' password!
* Shiro takes cover as the large alien continuously fires at his direction, but not actually hitting him. His friend gets annoyed, telling him off for missing and demanding he give him the gun. They begin to struggle over it as the large one yelled saying it was his.
* The larger alien offers Shiro food and apologizes for cuffing him. Shiro thanks him and also apologizes for throwing his friend's gun at his face. The alien shrugs, and admits that [[NoodleIncident it wasn't the first time it happened]] nor would it be the last.
* The two aliens wonder if Shiro was going to make it and the other claimed he hoped. The taller one asks his friend if he knew that Shiro took their only ship. His [[OhCrap reaction]] says it all.
* The end of the episode shows the two aliens slurping up a bowl of noodles and soup, and sighing in content.

'''Shiro''': IT'S A TINY PUDDLE!\\

[[folder: The Rise of Voltron ]]

-->'''Iverson:''' Can anyone tell me the mistakes these three made in the simulation?\\
'''Cadet:''' The engineer puked in the main gearbox.\\
'''Iverson:''' Yes. As everyone knows, vomit is ''not'' an approved lubricant for engine systems.

--->'''Pidge:''' Look out for that overhang!\\
'''Lance:''' No worries. My first year in flight school, know what they called me? They called me "The Tailor" because of how I ''thread the needle.''\\

'''Computer:''' Simulation Failed.\\
'''Pidge:''' Nice work, ''Tailor''.

-->'''Pidge:''' STOP TOUCHING MY EQUIPMENT!

-->'''Lance:''' Oh, I'd recognize that [[EightiesHair mullet]] anywhere!

-->'''Lance:''' Nope. No, you - [[RapidFireNo No, no, no]]. No, you don't. ''I'm'' saving Shiro.

---> '''Keith:''' Who are you?\\
'''Lance:''' Who am I? Uh, the name's ''Lance''. (''Beat, Lance blinks twice when Keith doesn't respond'') We were in the same class at the Garrison?\\
'''Keith:''' Really? Are you an engineer?\\
'''Lance:''' No, I'm a ''pilot''! We were, like, rivals! You know, Lance and Keith, neck and neck.\\
'''Keith:''' Oh, ''wait''. I remember you. You're a cargo pilot.

---> '''Pidge:''' Why am ''I'' holding this guy?!

---> '''Lance:''' Can't this thing go any faster?\\
'''Keith:''' [[DeadpanSnarker We could toss out some non-essential weight.]]\\
'''Lance:''' [[SarcasmBlind Oh, right!]] (''Looks around before realizing'') Okay, so that was an insult, I get it.

-->'''Hunk:''' So I was going through Pidge's stuff last night and I found this! (''Holds up a photo'') See? It's his girlfriend.\\
'''Pidge:''' Gimme that! Why were you going through my stuff?!\\
'''Hunk:''' [[BigEater I was looking for a candy bar.]] So anyway, I started reading his diary...\\
'''Pidge:''' ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''

--> '''Hunk:''' Voltron's a robot! Voltron is a huge, ''huge'', ''awesome'' robot!

-->'''Keith:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU ARE! THE WORST! PILOT!]] '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVER!]]'''''

--->'''Iverson:''' What in the Sam Hill is that?\\
'''Aide:''' [[CaptainObvious It appears to be a flying blue lion, sir?]]

--> '''Hunk:''' ...So sorry.\\
'''Pidge:''' (''adjusting his glasses'') I'm just surprised it took this long.

-->'''Pidge:''' Be careful, man! This isn't a simulator!\\
'''Lance:''' Well, that's good! I always wrecked the simulator.

-->'''Keith:''' (''Pissed'') WHY?!\\
'''Shiro and Hunk:''' Oh, come on, Lance!\\
'''Pidge:''' Ah! Gross!\\
'''Keith:''' Ugh!

--> '''Allura:''' Who are you? Where am I?\\
'''Lance:''' I'm Lance, and you're right here in my arms.

---> '''Allura:''' Your... ears.\\
'''Lance:''' ''(Glances in confusion at his ears)'' ...Yeah?\\
'''Allura:''' ''(Beat)'' They're ''hideous''. What's ''wrong'' with them?\\
'''Lance:''' ''(Pissed)'' Nothing's wrong with them. They heard exactly what you said about them!

-->'''Allura:''' How did [the Galra] find us?!\\
'''Lance:''' I'm not sure, but I bet it's Keith's fault.\\
'''Keith:''' Say whatever you gotta say to make yourself feel better. After getting us stuck on the other side of a ''wormhole''!\\
'''Lance:''' (''Gets in Keith's face'') I'LL STICK ''YOU'' IN A WORMHOLE!

-->'''Allura:''' The Blue lion-\\
'''Lance:''' Hold on, let me guess. Takes the most handsome, slash best pilot of the bunch? (''his teeth gleam'')\\
'''Allura:''' (''slightly annoyed but ignores Lance'')...The, Yellow Lion, is caring and kind.

--> '''Coran:''' They don't call me "The Coranic" for nothing.(''Beat'') It's because it sounds like "mechanic". So Coranic, mechanic. It's not-- It doesn't sound exactly like it. It's similar.

-->'''Coran:''' The good news is, that according to my readings, both planets are relatively peaceful. So if you do get stuck, they could be relaxing places to live out the rest of your lives. (''Beat'') [[MoodWhiplash Well, enjoy the trip!]]\\
'''Lance, Shiro and Pidge:''' [[WaitWhat Wait]], [[OhCrap what?]]\\
'''Hunk:''' Guys, I did ''not'' receive the memo on this!

--->'''Pidge:''' I...I think he wants us to get in his canoe.\\
'''Shiro:''' (''Shrugs'') Then I guess we should go.\\

'''Shiro:''' [[SeenItAll I've been locked up by aliens for a year. This is nothing.]]

--> '''Hunk:''' I thought Coran said that these planets were peaceful!\\
'''Lance:''' Maybe "peaceful" means something else in Altean!

'''Lance:''' Who cares? Just go get it! I'm dropping you down there.\\
'''Hunk:''' Me? Down there? [[RapidFireNo No. No, no, no.]]\\
'''Lance:''' Yes, I'll cover you!\\
'''Hunk:''' No, what if the Yellow Lion doesn't work? What - what if I - what if I can't get in the mine? What if I start crying? It's too late, I'm already crying!\\
'''Lance:''' Sorry, no time for questions.

---> '''Hunk:''' Oh yeah, sure, just drop me off in an alien planet. That's cool, man. It's only occupied by mean purple aliens that want to kill me, but ''whatever''. Just ignore them and go connect with a big, yellow, mechanical cat. Easy-peasy. Yeah. That all makes a ''ton'' of sense to me.

--> '''Lance:''' Girl, [[DoubleEntendre you've already activated my part--]]\\
'''Shiro:''' (''Annoyed'') ''LANCE''.

--> '''Coran:''' Counting, it's more of an art than a science.

-->'''Lance:''' Here's an option: ''shut your [[PardonMyKlingon quiznak]]''.\\
'''Coran and Allura:''' '''D:'''

--->'''Keith:''' [[YouKeepUsingThatWord I don't think you're using that word correctly.]]

--->'''Lance:''' What do you know, Mullet?!\\
'''Keith:''' We're staying!\\
'''Lance:''' Leaving!\\
'''Pidge:''' Staying!\\
'''Hunk:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Snake!]]

--->'''Hunk:''' And we only have four lions!\\
'''Pidge:''' Technically, only three lions.\\
'''Hunk:''' (''sincerely'') That's right. Thank you, Pidge.

-->'''Lance:''' (''Looking at Pidge's katar-styled Bayard'') Aw, you got a cute little Bayard!\\

'''Pidge:''' (''Smug'') Yeah. It ''is'' pretty cute.

--> '''Lance:''' You know how you felt that crazy energy while we were out in the desert?\\
'''Keith:''' Yeah, you made fun of me for that.\\
'''Lance:''' And I'm proud of that, it turns out it's exactly like that mumbo jumbo.

-->'''Lance:''' (''laughing'') Yeah! This is way more fun without Hunk barfing!

-->'''Keith:''' It's me, Keith. Your buddy. (''{{Beat}}'') It's ''me''! ''Keith!'' Your- [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Your. Pala-din!]] (''Galra soldiers come in and start shooting at Keith'') ''I'm bonding with you''! Hey! Come on! We're connected!

--> '''Hunk:''' Man, those Galra guys repair things fast!

-->'''Hunk:''' I'm nodding. Is everybody else nodding?\\
'''Keith, Lance, and Pidge:''' (''Disgruntled'') Yes.

-->'''Keith:''' (''Annoyed'') HEY!\\
'''Hunk:''' Okay, that didn't work.

--> '''Hunk:''' ''I-I don't care what you say, Shiro! I'M PANICKING NOW!''

--> '''Hunk:''' I'm a leg!

[[folder: Some Assembly Required ]]

-->'''Coran:''' [[LargeHam Oh, no! Allura is dead!]] Oh, it's horrible! Her head fell off! Wait, her severed head is trying to speak to me! What is it, Allura's head? What are your final words?

-->'''Shiro:''' I guess this isn't an actual attack...\\
'''Allura:''' And it's a good thing it wasn't, because it took you... Coran?\\
'''Coran:''' 75 degrees -- oh, no, sorry, this is a meat thermometer.

--> '''Hunk:''' Hey. (''yawns'') You got to sleep for 10,000 years, man. Monday night, I was on Earth. Now, I've flown through space, fought some evil alien named Zarkon, eaten goo in some weird castle. That's a lot to process in, uh... I-I don't know. What day is today?\\
'''Coran:''' It's the third quintant of the Spicolian movement. Hump day!

--> '''Coran:''' Negative, Number 5! I have you ranked by height.

-->'''Lance:''' Should someone go in after him?

-->'''Hunk:''' [[FlatJoy Whoo...]] Am I the only one still pretending to be excited?

--->'''Keith:''' (''With utmost sincerity and exasperation to Lance'') You got a better idea?

--->'''Shiro:''' Arms and legs...[[MythologyGag and I'll form the head.]]

'''Keith:''' (''Very close to freaking out'') Allura, ''what are you doing''?!\\
'''Allura:''' (''Way too happy'') [[SinkOrSwimMentor Running a diagnostic test on the Castle defenses and inspiring you!]] I believe in you, Paladins! [[MotivatedByFear Let fear be your guide!]] ''Form Voltron!''
** Even funnier is that, just before Allura starts blasting the place to smithereens, the Lions are happily chilling out. Yellow has settled down comfortably, Blue is outright lounging on its side (which can't be comfortable for Lance...), and even Black looks ready to call it a day. However, once they hear the incoming missiles, all of the Lions turn towards the sound and look up with a distinct air of OhCrap. While it could be the Paladins turning to notice the threat, it looks much more like ''the Lions themselves'' were ready to take some time out when they noticed that their Princess was about to start shooting up the landscape...and subsequently scrambled upwards and scarpered for cover.

** Lance has to navigate the invisible maze, and the one guiding him is Keith. Lance becomes increasingly annoyed when he keeps getting shocked. [[FreezeFrameBonus If you look closely at Keith's map, it's actually different than what Lance's actually interacting with]]. So this could mean Coran was trolling the Paladins and Keith thought Lance wasn't listening to him and vice versa. What's funnier is what Coran constitutes as a "slight shock", Lance got full-body electrocuted!
-->'''Lance:''' (''angrily'') Two steps- (''gets shocked'') AUGH! We're switching places, ''right now''!

--->'''Lance:''' You still going, Keith?\\
'''Keith:''' You know it. You?\\
'''Lance:''' [[GameofChicken Going? I'm speedin' up!]] (''Pushes down on his controls'')\\
'''Keith:''' Oh, yeah? (''Does the same'')\\
'''Lance:''' Must be getting close.\\
'''Keith:''' Must be...\\
'''Lance:''' You gettin' scared?\\
'''Keith:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I'M NOT SCARED!]] (''Both crash, Lions getting stuck in sand mounds with their hind-legs pointing up into the air.'')\\
'''Keith:''' Ow, ow...Owww...\\
'''Lance:''' I win...

--->'''Keith:''' Yeah! We're not some prisoners for you to toy with like... like...\\
'''Lance:''' Like a bunch of [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs toy prisoners!]]\\
'''Keith:''' (''Sincere'') Yes! Thank you, Lance!

-->'''Allura:''' I told you I could get them to do it. They just needed a common enemy.\\
'''Coran:''' It's true, like the old proverb says, [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop a man can be driven to do anything if a beautiful woman is just really, really mean to him.]]

[[folder: Return of the Gladiator ]]

--> '''Keith:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that'll come in handy when the Galra challenges Voltron to a soccer match.]]

-->'''Coran:''' Open the hatch! Food Lion coming in! (''Makes airplane noises'')\\
'''Shiro:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No. Just... No.]] (''Walks off'')\\
'''Coran:''' You don't know what you're missing!

--->'''Hunk:''' Ugh, it smells disgusting!\\
'''Coran:''' [[IfItTastesBadItMustBeGoodForYou I know! That's how you know it's healthy!]]

-->'''Allura:''' (''Watching Keith and Lance scarf down the food Hunk made'') They like the Paladin Lunch.\\
'''Coran:''' (''Grumpily crossing his arms'') I don't wanna talk about it.

--> '''Allura:''' Everyone get inside, and stay down!\\
'''Hunk:''' [[CowardlyLion I'm on it!]]\\
'''Allura:''' Huh?\\
'''Keith:''' Not you! (''Drags a whimpering Hunk by the scruff'')

-->'''Lance:''' Stop living in the past!

--->'''Lance:''' [[OhCrap Oh, no!]]

-->'''Shiro:''' (''Slightly panicked'') No, lasers! ''LASERS''!

[[folder: Fall of the Castle of Lions ]]

-->'''Lance:''' I say "Vol", you say "Tron"! Vol!\\
'''Keith:''' Uh... Voltron?\\
'''Lance:''' No. No, no, no, no. The cheer includes the instructions. I say "Vol" and you say...\\
'''Keith:''' (''Beat'') ...Vol-tron?\\
'''Lance:''' (''Resigned'') ...We'll work on it.

-->'''Allura:''' Pidge is a ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''

-->'''Pidge:''' Well, I like peanut butter. And I like peanut butter cookies. But I hate peanuts. They're so dry! Also, I sweat a lot. I mean, in general. Unrelated to the peanuts.

--> '''Allura:''' If there's ''anything'' you ''ever'' want to talk about. (''Beat'') ''Anything''.

--> '''Coran:''' Rain?\\
'''Lance:''' Yeah. It's water that falls from the sky.\\
'''Coran:''' Oh, we had that on Altea. Only it wasn't water, more like rocks. Razor sharp and boiling hot. ''(Chuckles fondly)'' Oh, they could knock a hole right in your head.\\
'''Lance:''' [[SarcasmMode Sounds fun.]]\\
'''Coran:''' ''(sighs happily)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah.]]

[[folder: Tears of the Balmera ]]
* Allura trying to tell Pidge what keys to hit to shut down the engine but gets cut off. Pidge is getting desperate and when she can't contact Allura she looks down at her bayard, grits her teeth and says "Whatever" as she slams it into the panel. It ends up taking out the engine.

-->'''Coran:''' Wait, please! We need your help. If the Galra find us, they'll kill us.
--> '''Hunk:''' Or torture us.
-->'''Coran:''' Or keep us as some sort of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar creepy pet to play with how they please]].
** Beforehand, Hunk pulls up his bayard and nervously says, "Stay back, I don't know how to use this thing!"

-->'''Lance:''' Hasta la later, Keith!

-->'''Lance:''' ''Hellooo''? Pizza? Girls? Astronauts??

--> '''Hunk:''' I can't believe I'm the legs again. I'm the one who took down the guard. [[RunningGag I should get to be the head!]]\\
'''Coran:''' Shh! Legs don't talk!

-->'''Coran:''' (''Groaning'') I think I'm broken.

[[folder: Taking Flight ]]

-->'''Hunk:''' Yes! I think we're winning!\\
'''Keith:''' Winning what? The intergalactic time-measuring competition?\\
'''Hunk:''' Yes.

--->'''Lance:''' Are you guys having a clock party?

-->'''Allura:''' We can tell you all about while you get something to eat. Are you able to walk?\\
'''Lance:''' Talking? Eating? [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay Are you asking me out on a date?]] (''Allura grumpily crosses her arms as if thinking, "Why do I even bother?"'')\\
'''Pidge:''' Yep, there he is.\\
'''Shiro:''' Yep, he's okay. \\
'''Keith:''' (''Crosses his arms and grumpily looks away'') Classic...

-->'''Keith:''' I ''punched'' Sendak!\\
'''Lance:''' Yeah, apparently after I emerged from a coma and ''shot his arm off''.\\
'''Keith:''' We had a bonding moment! [[HoYay I cradled you in my arms!]]\\
'''Lance:''' Nope. Don't remember. Didn't happen.

-->'''Lance:''' Wha..?! ''YOU'RE A GIRL?!'' '''''HOW?!'''''

---> '''Coran:''' Wait, we were supposed to think you were a ''boy''?

-->'''Lance:''' [[DoubleTake Wait, what]]?? Pidge is a ''girl'', and the castle's a ''ship''?? How long have I been out?

-->'''Shiro:''' It's our first rescue mission. He's excited.\\
'''Pidge:''' Excited to see his new ''giiiiirlfrieeeeend''.\\
'''Hunk:''' Ah! [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend She's not my girlfriend!]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial She's just a rock that I met and I admire very much]].

-->'''Lance:''' (''Bad siren imitation'') Bwerrru-\\
'''Shiro:''' (''Turns around and puts a hand over Lance's mouth'') [[NoJustNoReaction Nope. Not doing that.]]

--> '''Lance:''' [[ParentalBonus Whoa, this is kind of-]]

--> '''Hunk:''' Uh, I never trusted those guys, right from the beginning! I mean, oh, at first it was just like a feeling in my gut, you know, but when I was replacing that pipe, the pipe was cracked, but none of the hardware around it was damaged.\\
'''Keith:''' Okay, we get it!\\
'''Hunk:''' I mean if the thermal pipe is cracked, then, obviously, hello, the entire assembly should be totally roasted.\\
'''Keith:''' Okay! We get it!\\
'''Hunk:''' We should've had to replace the entire undercarriage of that reactor. So, right then, I was, like, positive. Foul play.\\
'''Everyone else:''' OKAY, ''WE GET IT''!

-->'''Keith:''' Haha! Hey, Lance! I got your lion back.\\
'''Lance:''' Thank you, Keith. Now, can you come and unchain me?\\
'''Keith:''' What's that? [[BlatantLies I, uh, y-you're cutting out, I can't--I can't hear you!]]\\
'''Lance:''' Oh, come on! I thought we ''bonded''! Keith? Buddy? My man?

[[folder: Return to the Balmera ]]

-->'''Lance:''' So what's the plan? We go in there and just- pow, pow, pow! (''Sticks his fingers out with each "pow"'') And free the prisoners?\\
'''Keith:''' What was that noise?\\
'''Lance:''' Laser guns.\\
'''Hunk:''' No, Lance, I think you mean- (''Kneels and sticks his arm out with each shot'') BGHOW! BGHOW! BGHOW! (''"Charges up" with both arms'') BGHOW!\\
'''Lance:''' That sounds like fireworks.\\
'''Pidge:''' Technically, they're more like- (''Mimics holding a gun and recoils with each shot'') Ba-choo! Ba-choo! Ba-choo!\\
'''Shiro:''' Okay, enough with the bad sounds effects. (''{{Beat}}'')... [[NotSoAboveItAll Besides, it's more like- Blam! Blam! Blam!]] (''Poses with each shot'')\\
'''Keith:''' What?!\\
'''Pidge:''' You're crazy.\\
'''Lance:''' No way!\\
'''Hunk:''' Uh, wrong.\\
'''Allura:''' (''Trying to maintain composure'') Paladins, ''focus''.

-->'''Pidge:''' (''excitedly leaning forward and adjusting her glasses'') Oh, BLIP tech! (''glances at Allura who looks confused'') It's an acronym?

-->'''Lance:''' (''Whispering'') No, no. It's over ''here''.\\
'''Keith:''' (''Whispering'') I ''know'' what I'm ''doing''.

-->'''Lance:''' Na, na, na, na, boo-boo! (''The sentries SweatDrop before shooting at Lance'')

-->'''Lance:''' This is it, we're gonna die in here. I can say bye-bye to that parade...\\
'''Shiro:''' ... Get it together, guys. Allura, we'll get there as soon as we can.\\
'''Lance:''' (''pouts at being ignored'')
* Allura alerting the paladins to hurry to their aid and asks if they heard her. Lance responds but gets a little off-track.
--> '''Lance:''' Shay's pressing her hand to a wall which apparently sends vibrations to the other rock people, who vibrate back or something? Hand talking? I guess the answer to your question is, "Yes, we copy".

--> '''Shiro:''' Guys, did everyone make it to their lions in time?\\
'''Lance:''' Come on, Shiro, who do you think you're dealing with? A bunch of amateurs-? (''Everyone but Lance avoids a metal obstacle'')\\
'''Shiro:''' (''Smirking'') Do you ''really'' want me to answer that?\\
'''Lance:''' (''Disgruntled'') No...

[[folder: Rebirth ]]

--> '''Hunk:''' [[AnythingButThat Please tell me there's not a giant monster in there!]] [[TemptingFate Please tell me it's empty!]] Or full of space candy. One of those two. Either one is fine.\\
'''Lance:''' I don't think it's a pinata, Hunk.

--> '''Hunk:''' That's ''not'' candy!!

--> '''Lance:''' We can't hold out!\\
'''Pidge:''' My lions weakening! If the shield sustains structural damage, we're done for!\\
'''Keith:''' Pidge is right!\\
'''Lance:''' Oh, ''Pidge'' is right! I'm the one who said we can't hold out!

--> '''Shiro:''' Everyone, evasive maneuvers! [[TemptingFate It can't shoot us all at once!]] (''The Robeast starts shooting multiple lasers at the Lions'') Okay, it can do that too!

--> '''Keith:''' (''Beat'') Can we?

--> '''Coran:''' Princess! The ship is being torn apart!!

-->'''Hunk:''' Form Thingy! (''Inserts Bayard into the weapon slot'') It didn't work.\\
'''Shiro:''' Because we didn't form Voltron yet.\\
'''Hunk:''' [[BlatantLies Oh, right. Yeah, I know.]]

-->'''Hunk:''' [[BabyTalk Oh, who's a good Balmera? You are. Who ate the big monster? You did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did!]]\\
'''Keith:''' (''Exasperated'') Dude. ''What'' are you doing?\\
'''Hunk:''' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] It's alive. And it wuvs my scwatches!\\

[[folder: Crystal Venom ]]

-->'''Lance:''' When I go, I want all the stuff in my head stored in a giant ship.\\
'''Keith:''' [[DeadpanSnarker The amount of information in your brain could be stored in a paper airplane.]]\\
'''Lance:''' Oh, yeah?! Well, the amount of information you have, Keith, could be...\\
'''Keith:''' Yeah?\\
'''Lance:''' [[LameComeback Uh... It's less than what I have!]]\\
'''Hunk:''' Oh, good one, Lance!\\

* As the paladins wait for the memories to be extracted, Hunk ends up falling asleep whilst standing before eventually falling down.

-->'''Lance:''' Okay, well, while you guys do that, I think I'm gonna get my chill on. Maybe kick back with a lemonade or space juice. Somethin'.\\
'''Coran:''' Hold on there, space juice. You're going to come and help me.\\
'''Lance:''' What? Why? Why me?\\
'''Coran:''' Because you're the last one here and because your activity isn't very important.\\
'''Lance:''' Wait, did I say, "chill with a good lemonade"? [[BadLiar I meant I gotta do homework.]]\\
'''Coran:''' No. Too late.\\
'''Lance:''' (''Disgruntled'') Fine.

-->'''Hunk:''' [[ItHasBeenAnHonor It's been a pleasure cooking with you.]]

--->'''Pidge:''' Leave it for Coran?\\

-->'''Pidge:''' (''groaning as she tries to reach'') Gah! CURSE MY SHORT ARMS!\\
'''Hunk:''' Ugh, I hate those little things! Alright, forget it, Pidge. I'm going to swim towards you. Just hang on! (''[[RealityEnsues Hunk swings his arms and legs as though swimming, but gives up when he goes nowhere]]'') That's it! I'm all out of moves. (''Stomach growls'') Oh, I'm hungry again. I hope some food goo comes out of these walls.

-->'''Coran:''' You sure you didn't just fall in? No judgment, it happens.

-->'''Coran:''' The ship might seem like a fantastical, magical creature to you, but it's really just a big embodiment of advanced supernatural technology that cannot be explained by science alone. (''Beat'') Well, that does make it seem a bit haunted, doesn't it?

--> '''Lance:''' I need help! 'Cause if you don't get me outta here right now, I'm gonna get sucked out into space!\\
'''Door Monitor:''' Doors opening.\\
'''Lance:''' (''running for purchase'') ''I'M GETTING SUCKED OUT INTO SPACE''!

--> '''Keith:''' What were you doing out there?!\\
'''Lance:''' ''Who was that guy?!''\\
'''Keith:''' He was trying to kill me!\\
'''Lance:''' Well, is he the Castle?! [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Because that's who's trying to kill me!]]\\

-->'''Lance:''' How can you guys be taking a nap while this Castle is trying to kill us?\\
'''Hunk:''' Taking a nap? We've been floating around in Zero G! You know how scary that is?!\\
'''Lance:''' That's not scary, ''that's fun''! ''I'' was almost ''ejected into space!''\\
'''Hunk:''' Well ''I'' got attacked by killer food, and that's the most horrifying thing you can imagine! The stuff of nightmares! It'll haunt me to my grave!\\
'''Keith:''' Well, ''I'' had a robot trying to kill me!

[[folder: Collection and Extraction ]]

--> '''Lance:''' Once we learn all his weaknesses, we can drive up to his front door and challenge him to a fight. Winner gets the universe.

-->'''Shiro:''' Fine, suit up.

-->'''Hunk:''' Do you guys remember when we studied algorithms at the Garrison, and Mr.York told us that joke about the ghost learning symbolic logic and innumerably infinite sets?\\
'''Lance:''' Boring!\\
'''Hunk:''' (''Bashfully'') Right, yeah, totally, it was boring. Anyway, [[DontExplainTheJoke the joke goes]]-\\
'''Lance:''' Ugggh!!

-->'''Lance:''' Nice job, Hunk!\\
'''Hunk:''' Thanks. (''Hi-fives him with the robot arm'')

-->'''Lance:''' (''Confident'') I think I told him.\\
'''Pidge:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You are a paragon of leadership, Lance.]]

-->'''Pidge:''' Stop torturing it, Hunk.\\
'''Hunk:''' I'm sorry, I just... I need something to keep me busy, y'know, so I'm not worried about Keith getting caught, or Shiro and Allura getting blasted by robot things, or someone finding us here, like, right now- (''Begins frantically making the sentry smack itself'')\\
'''Pidge:''' (''Takes the wires away from him'') Stop it, Hunk! I think we can teach it to help us. Would you like to help us, Mr. Robot?\\

'''Pidge:''' Whoops.

-->'''Hunk:''' [[BlatantLies Oh, yeah, all the time.]]\\
'''Lance:''' [[SarcasmBlind Really?]]\\
'''Hunk:''' Yeah, yeah. She's all like (''Perfectly mimics Allura's accent'') "Ooh, Lance! He looks so fine. I'm all atwitter." Then, she turns red and she makes me swear not to tell anyone.\\
'''Lance:''' (''Big dopey grin'') I knew it!\\

'''Pidge:''' (''Sarcastic'') Whoops.

-->'''Guard:''' Where's Chief Information Officer Plytox?\\
'''Allura:''' Uh, he's in there. (''To Shiro'') Say hello, Plyrox.\\
'''Shiro:''' Uh... (''Deepens his voice slightly'') It's "Plytox"!\\
'''Allura:''' Oh, sorry. (''Turns to guard'') See?\\
'''Guard:''' Oh. ''Vrepit sa'', sir! (''Whispers reassuringly to Allura'') I get his name wrong all the time, too.

-->'''Allura:''' (''Warming to her role'') Hmmm, let's see... what's your bloodthirstiness [[OnAScaleFromOneToTen on a scale of 1 to 5]]? 1 being "No thanks, I'm full," and 5 being "Unquenchable"?\\
'''Guard:''' If I'm being honest... probably a 3?\\
'''Allura:''' We can work on that.

-->'''Shiro:''' I think we're in trouble.
-->'''Allura:''' [[CaptainObvious YA THINK?!]]

-->'''Allura:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]

-->'''Shiro:''' I thought you said you traveled around the galaxy. I mean, you fly a spaceship. How could you ''possibly'' not know how to hold this correctly? (''Takes the gun from her and puts it back the right position'')\\
'''Allura:''' ''I'm tense!'' This is a tense situation!

[[folder: The Black Paladin ]]

--> '''Lance:''' Looks like we gotta cover Hunk's butt!

[[folder: Across the Universe ]]

--> '''Coran:''' Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have a boogie stuck in my mustache again?

--->'''Allura:''' Coran, turn that down! Our ''lives'' are at stake!\\
'''Coran:''' I can only express myself through ''music''!\\
'''Allura:''' (''[[https://68.media.tumblr.com/3f5c2b71e6b261eb03a0a0d8d4ca2f7c/tumblr_ok5xviNdyi1vdhj8fo3_400.gif Super pissed]]'') CORAN, if you ''don't'' turn that down, I ''swear'', I'll ''turn this Castle around'' and-\\
'''Coran:''' And what?! We're just gonna run into this void that's coming up here! ''I HATE EVERYBODY!''

--->'''Allura:''' (''Comforting a crying infant Coran'') I know, I know. [[BabyTalk Who wants to check the Rift Exit Positioning Monitor to see where this wormhole is taking us? You do, that's who.]]

--->'''Coran:''' (''Wakes up and looks at Allura'') Mum?\\
'''Allura:''' (''Immediately drops Coran'')

-->'''Shiro:''' It takes more than a glowing alien wound, a fall from the upper-atmosphere, and crashing into a hard-pan surface at what I'm guessing is about 25 meters per second squared to get rid of me. (''Beat'') How are you?

-->'''Pidge:''' (''As Keith'') My name is Keith. I'm ''so'' emo. (''As herself'') Shiro, you're our leader, what should we do? (''As Shiro'') We'll get through this if we work together! We're a team! (''As Lance'') Look at me, I'm Lance! Hey, is that a cute girl over there? (''As Hunk'') Ugh, I don't feel good. The smell of this place makes me wanna barf! (''As Allura'') Paladins, ''please!'' We ''must'' defeat Zarkon! (''As Coran'') Blah, blah, blah! Crazy words, ''mustache!''

* Keith barely makes it over the ravine and when Shiro asks what happens Keith quietly replies, "Minor delay" as he's seen hanging by his bayard's handle.

-->'''Keith:''' How's your wound?\\
'''Shiro:''' My wound's great. It's getting bigger all the time.\\

'''Shiro:''' Just trying to lighten the mood.

[[folder: The Depths ]]

--> '''Hunk:''' And... you're outside your lion, ''great''.

--> '''Lance:''' [[FineYouCanJustWaitHereAlone Okay, you stay here, by yourself, in the dark, all alone in a lion that's out of commission.]]\\
'''Hunk:''' (''Shooting out of his lion to grab Lance like a scared child'') [[PleaseDontLeaveMe DON'T LEAVE ME!]]

--> '''Lance:''' Why am I blindfolded? Is this a game? (''gasps'') I ''like'' games. (''A puffer-fish blows in his face and he snaps out of his hypnosis'') Wait, where am I? Why am I blindfolded? Is this a game?! ''I hate games''!

--> '''Lance:''' Then, I'll be a hero.(''High voice'') "Oh, Lance, you're so handsome!" (''Normal voice'') "And modest." (''High voice'') "Oh, thank you for saving us. Can I kiss you?" (''Normal voice'') "Maybe just a little." (''Kissing noises'')\\
'''Blumfump:''' Well, now, you're just making a tree kiss a turtle.\\
'''Lance:''' That's a turtle? But there's an actual turtle right here.\\
'''Blumfump:''' We needed the turtle to play the wall.

-->'''Lance:''' Haha! Now the hunter becomes-- [[OhCrap OH NO, HE'S FREE!]]

[[folder: Shiro's Escape ]]

-->'''Pidge:''' I got him! (''He pulls on the hook and drags Pidge'') ''I don't got him!''

-->'''Hunk:''' Oh, come on, that would be ''so'' evil. Which... of course they are. But they'd have to come up with some molecular level storage unit, which... his hand... ''does'' have. But to be linked up to memory, it would need a direct pathway to his brain which... Yeah.

[[folder: Greening the Cube ]]

--> '''Pidge:''' It's... beautiful.\\
'''Lance:''' It's not a sunset, Pidge.

-->'''Lance:''' Ah! Bah-bah-bah-bah! The Blue Lion's with me. And we're very happy together! ''Very happy!''

-->'''Pidge:''' Why doesn't anyone ever send a distress signal come from a cool place? I ''hate'' the outdoors! Nothing but sunburn and poison oak.

--> '''Keith:''' Okay, we're walking outta here! Anyone tries to stop us, and Lubos gets it!\\
'''Shiro:''' (''Very startled'') Whoa! K-Keith!\\
'''Lance:''' That came outta ''nowhere''!

--> '''Lance:''' Oh, no! So cold! So cold!

--> '''Hunk:''' Uh, oh. I think Keith just blew his own mind.

[[folder: Eye of the Storm ]]

-->'''Lance:''' Hey!\\
'''Keith:''' Sorry! Gotta be quick!\\
'''Lance:''' (''Hits Keith's drone'') How's ''that'' for quick?!\\
'''Keith:''' (''Angry'') [[YouExclamation You...]]\\

'''Shiro:''' Knock it off, you two! Stay in your zones!\\
'''Lance:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Yeah, Keith!]]

--> '''Keith:''' (''Tired'') [[ThisIsMySide Look, you stay on one side of the pool, and I'll stay on the other]], and we'll be far, far away from each other. ''Very... far... away.''

--->'''Keith:''' It's right, then left. You're off.\\
'''Lance:''' ''You're'' off! And ''shoving too hard''!\\
'''Keith:''' ''You're'' not shoving ''hard enough''!

---> '''Lance:''' What the heck?!\\
'''Keith:''' Ugh, stupid Altean pools.

-->'''Monitor:''' Xznly Squiwl.\\
'''Pidge:''' (''Both scared and exhausted'') Oh, ''[[PrecisionFStrike quiznak]]''.

-->'''Hunk:''' (''Snot bubble pops, startling Hunk awake'') OH, MAN! AH, what's goin' on?! What're you guys doing, what're you lookin' at?\\
'''Keith:''' (''Deadpan'') You woke yourself up snoring.\\
'''Hunk:''' (''Embarrassed'') My bad.

--> '''Shiro:''' Coran, any good news?\\
'''Coran:''' Actually, there is a bit of good news,[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm finally getting used to these Slipperies]]! My mucus glands are working at an incredible rate!\\
'''Shiro:''' (''Beat'') Any good news about the ''teleduv''?

--> '''Hunk:''' It just warms my heart that people are enjoying my cookies.\\
'''Coran:''' Ok. Now, nobody move if you want to live.\\
'''Lance:''' (''Ship jerks'') ''I think I moved! I THINK I MOVED!''\\
'''Coran:''' Well, then move back to where you think you were!

--> '''Coran:''' (''Lights dim'') Honestly, this is the most dangerous thing I've ever seen, or heard of. But since we're probably going to die anyway - WHAT THE HECK, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT! Good luck, gentlemen. And gentlelady. [[ItHasBeenAnHonor It's been a pleasure]]. (''Beat'') ''Don't touch the lasers!''

--> '''Lance:''' We're gonna die! We're gonna die! ''We're gonna diiiiiie''!!\\
'''Pidge:''' Hold tight, Lance!

[[folder: The Ark of Taujeer ]]

-->'''Lance:''' Cool! (''beat'') What is it again?\\
'''Hunk:''' It's a Galra finder?\\
'''Pidge:''' Well, "finder" suggests that it locates the Galra, whereas it would be more accurate to say that my model predicts their likeliest- (''the others blink in confusion'') ''Fine''. It's a Galra finder.

-->'''Keith:''' Nothing. [[BadLiar Just walking. Late at night. Near the pods.]]\\
'''Allura:''' In full Paladin armor with a bag of your belongings?

--> '''Lance:''' Wait a minute? Keith and Allura? In the middle of the night? You don't think they're... [[KissingInATree sittin' in a tree]]?

--> '''Coran:''' That thing's ''still'' on there?

-->'''Shiro:''' You're not stranded anymore. We will save your people.\\
'''Baujal:''' I believe you, for I have heard many legends of the valor of Voltron. Five brave Paladins dedicated to this...wait, wait. I count only four of you. Are you not Voltron?\\
'''Lance:''' Uh...almost?\\
'''Baujal:''' Where is the fifth Paladin?\\
'''Shiro:''' He's not here, but we can still help you.\\
'''Baujal:''' [[ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike I would feel more comfortable with all five Paladins.]]\\
'''Shiro:''' Duly noted. Pidge, Hunk, take a look at the ark and see what we're dealing with.

--> '''Morvok:''' This is going far better than I anticipated. We could actually capture Voltron! I could get transferred back to the hub. And they said I wasn't good enough to be in the hub.(''gasps'') Maybe Zarkon will invite me to sit in his box at the gladiator matches! The ultimate honor!

--> Oh, Red Lion, I am unworthy to be your Paladin, but since you have chosen to bestow this honor upon me, [[OverlyLongName Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe]], I humbly accept.

--> '''Lance:''' Is the princess with you?\\
'''Keith:''' Yes.\\
'''Lance:''' Like, ''with'' you, with you, or...?

-->'''Galra Soldier:''' Sir, our weapon systems are knocked out completely. Should we retreat?\\
'''Commander Morvok:''' NEVER! Aim the ship at the ark! We will take it down ourselves. To die for the Galra Empire is the greatest honor imaginable. ''Vrepit sa''!\\
'''Galra Soldiers:''' (''Grim'') ''Vrepit sa''.\\
'''Commander Morvok:''' (''Side-eyes the sentry standing next to him'') [[DirtyCoward Prepare my escape pod.]]

[[folder: Space Mall ]]

--->'''Hunk:''' I said "over-medium"! ''Over-medium'', you rube! (''Holds a plate of meat in Sal's face'') Does ''this'' look over-medium to you?!\\
'''Sal:''' Uh, no, Chef.\\
'''Hunk:''' Then let's get it right, huh? If it ain't perfect, it ain't comin' outta this kitchen, people!

--> '''Coran:''' How much do you want?\\
'''Store Owner:''' How much have you got?\\
'''Coran:''' Oh, I have a handful of pocket lint.\\
'''Store Owner:''' I'll take your first born child.\\
'''Coran:''' I might be able to throw in a used handkerchief.\\
'''Store Owner:''' I could accept your left foot.\\
'''Coran:''' I'd be willing to sing you a song!\\
'''Store Owner:''' You become my butler for one year!\\
'''Coran:''' Two Altean Crown Bills!\\
'''Store Owner:''' Five Valuvium Ingots!\\
'''Coran:''' Oh, would you accept an IOU?\\
'''Store Owner:''' Of course, I'll just need some collateral. Maybe ten Valuvium Ingots!\\
'''Coran:''' Or how about this?! One Olkari flying cube!\\
'''Store Owner:''' You've got a deal!

[[folder: The Blade of Marmora ]]

-->'''Lance:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Keith's a hothead! He's probably gonna shoot first and ask questions later!]] And they're not gonna be able to answer his questions ''BECAUSE THEY'LL BE DEAD!''

--> '''Keith:''' Guess I really ''wasn't'' supposed to go through that door.

--> '''Lance:''' I wasn't born yester-quintant!

[[folder: The Belly of the Weblum ]]

--> '''Hunk:''' But I always get the worst jobs. Go to a Galra-occupied planet to get my lion. Go to a Galra-occupied Balmera to get a crystal. Go into the belly of a beast with the only Galra alien team member.\\
'''Keith:''' (''Ticked'') I'm not an alien.

--> '''Hunk:''' Allura doesn't hate you. You just need to give her time to accept the fact that you're Galra, [[ThatCameOutWrong the race that destroyed all her people]]. (''Beat'') Yeah, she might hate you a little bit.

--> '''Keith:''' Good, I gotta be able to count on you. Besides, no one knows an explosive digestive tract like you.\\
'''Hunk:''' (''Does a [[QuizzicalTilt head tilt]] and shakes his head in amazement'') Wait, wait, wait. Did you just make a joke? Seriously, that was a joke, wasn't it? [[DontExplainTheJoke You're saying I throw up a lot.]] I get it. It's funny. I do. Wow, Galra Keith is way funnier than regular Keith.

--> '''Hunk:''' They seem friendly! Maybe they're ''good'' bacteria. (''The bacteria latch onto him and attempt to start digesting Hunk's armor'') They're tickling me. (''giggles'') Haha, wait that's not tickling- ''that's hot acid''! AH! OH! (''tosses the bacteria off himself'') THEY WANNA KILL US! THEY WANNA KILL US!

--> '''Keith:''' I, guess you can keep your weapon.

--> '''Hunk:''' Oh, yes! [[DelayedOhCrap Oh, no!]]

--> '''Hunk:''' I think turning Galra has made you a better human.\\
'''Keith:''' (''Annoyed'') UGH! I DIDN'T JUST TURN GALRA!

[[folder: Escape from Beta Traz ]]

-->'''Pidge:''' Be careful, you've only got one shot.\\
'''Lance:''' Don't worry, Pidge. I'm an excellent shot.\\
'''Pidge:''' (''Incredulous'') You are?\\
'''Lance:''' Yes! That's my thing!\\
'''Pidge:''' SINCE WHEN?!

---> '''Lance:''' Dibs on the closer one! (''Pidge and Shiro glare at him'') What? My legs are tired.

--> '''Lance:''' (''peeps out from corner'') Good teamwork on that one.

--> '''Lance:''' No, ''I'' have Slav! Wait. (''turns to Laika'') Tell me the truth. Are you Slav?\\
'''Laika:''' Yup.

--> '''Slav:''' (''turning one of his palms up and shrugging his shoulder'') [[DullSurprise Mmh]]?

--> '''Shiro:''' I can have you on the Blue Lion and gone in no time, but we must hurry.\\
'''Slav:''' Why didn't you say so? Blue light has a frequency between 606 to 608 terahertz.\\
'''Shiro:''' (''Beat'') What, is that gonna jam their scanners or something?\\
'''Slav:''' No, that's just my lucky range of terahertz. Let's go!

---> '''Shiro:''' It's a tiny puddle, you'll be fine.\\
'''Slav:''' There's a twelve-percent chance that I could slip! There are even realities in which I drown, because in those realities, ''I never learned to swim''!\\
'''Shiro:''' (''slightly exasperated'') What about ''this'' reality? Did you learn to swim in ''this'' one?\\
'''Slav:''' I can't remember! There are ''infinite possibilities''!\\
'''Shiro:''' IT'S A TINY PUDDLE!\\
'''Slav:''' I can already feel myself not being able to breathe. My lungs are filling with water.

--> '''Slav:''' I-I can already feel myself not being able to breathe. My lungs are filling with water...

---> '''Slav:''' You're so strong, it must be because of that robot arm of yours. But doesn't it bother you that you only have one? AAAAH!\\
'''Shiro:''' [[NowWhat Oh, what?]] ''WHAT''?\\
'''Slav:''' Well, look at all those cracks! I can't step on those!\\
'''Shiro:''' ''I was carrying you!''

--> '''Shiro:''' ''No screaming''.\\
'''Slav:''' I was screaming?

--> '''Slav:''' That robot arm is ''fantastic'', now imagine if you had ''two''! Our chances of survival will go up three-hundred percent from "totally doomed", to "highly unlikely!"

--> '''Slav:''' Oh, I see where the confusion was for you.

--> '''Slav:''' See what I was saying [[RunningGag about those robot arms]]?

[[folder: Stayin' Alive ]]

--> '''Keith:''' (''Annoyed'') Are you trying to see if my skin is purple?\\
'''Hunk:''' [[BlatantLies Noooooooo.]]

--> '''Shiro:''' [[RageBreakingPoint What's the problem?!]] We're traveling by teludav, so just count your hair follicles, or fluff a pillow, or whatever you need to do to make sure we survive the wormhole trip, ''in this reality''!

--> '''Slav:''' I was just going to point out that the teladuv is a very efficient form of travel...

-->'''Slav:''' Why is there a grand entrance on the 40th floor? And what's with all the ziplines? You have hover technology.\\
'''Allura:''' (''CrossPoppingVeins'') Well, you know what? Ziplines were quite fashionable 10,000 years ago.

--> '''Slav:''' (''Hitting the teludav with a rock'') I've made some improvements to your design. This will increase our chances of survival in this reality 205 percent.\\
'''Coran:''' (''Blinks in confusion and turns to the others'') Is this guy a little...?\\
'''Shiro:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]]\\
'''Pidge:''' No doubt.\\
'''Lance:''' Not, a, fan.

--> '''Slav:''' Ow.

-->'''Shiro:''' Zarkon.\\
'''Hunk:''' Calzones.\\

'''Hunk:''' I mean, aw, heck, yeah, I'm thinking about calzones, okay? I mean, does it always have to be about Zarkon? He's a bad guy. We're trying to defeat him. I get it. I'm hungry.

-->'''Lance:''' Yeah. Keith tried to beat him up even though he's the size of a peanut.\\
'''Keith:''' (''Defensive'') He was their ''bravest warrior''!

[[folder: Best Laid Plans ]]

[[folder: Blackout ]]

-->'''Lance:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, great.]] ''[[SarcasmMode Slav]]'' [[SarcasmMode made it.]]

[[folder: Changing of the Guard ]]

--> '''Coran:''' Remember, Princess, 70 percent of diplomacy is appearance. Then 29 percent is manners, decorum, formalities, and chit-chat. It's really only one percent, uh...\\
'''Allura:''' (''tiredly'') Serious business about fighting for the freedom of the universe?\\
'''Coran:''' Yes. That. Oh, and I forgot about hors d'oeuvres. Oh, that's at least two percent. So, I'll have to recalculate...

--> Yeah, and I'm about to teach this sentry a lesson about tailgaiting!

* Allura trying to convince the alliance that these are the paladins of Voltron, as it pans to the Paladins... not looking like quite the "Defenders of the Universe" they claim to be.

--> '''Lance:''' Not the way I would have started the pep talk, but.... okay.

[[folder: The Red Paladin ]]

--> '''Pidge:''' Keith's the loner. I'm the brain. Hunk's the nice one. Allura's the decision-maker. Coran's the wise old guy. And Lance is the goofball.\\
'''Lance:''' Yeah, totally right...exactly. Wait a minute! I'm not a goofball! I'm like the cool ninja sharpshooter!\\
'''Keith:''' (''scoffs'') Are you joking?

--> '''Hunk:''' Pidge, go right! Lance, go left! Keith, make me a sandwich, stat! Yes, you heard me! I'm the leader now, dangit!\\
'''Coran:''' (''not amused'') Alright, you're not the one. Out of the Lion.

--> '''Lance:''' It's me, Lancey-Lance!

--> '''Lance:''' Hey, Blue, you know what? I gotta say, that's a great color on you. (''Beat'') Oh! Are you from outer space? Because your body is ''out of this world''! (''Beat'') Argh!! Jeez, that's like my best line...

--> '''Keith:''' Hey, be careful with Red!\\
'''Lance:''' (''turning around in Red'') Oh, fly your own Lion, Keith! (''runs into Galra ships'') ''AGH''! [[IMeantToDoThat I meant to do that]]!

--> '''Allura:''' That is... ''deeply'' disturbing.

[[folder: The Hunted ]]

--> '''Lance:''' (''floating across the screen'') ''Seriously'', does this thing have ''brakes''?!

--> '''Allura:''' What's wrong with you, Lion? Do as I command! ''Move''!\\
'''Pidge:''' Maybe someone should suggest to Allura that flying the Lion is different from flying the castle.\\
'''Lance:''' Hey, I already told her yelling at her Lion won't work! Didn't go over well, she yelled at me too!\\
'''Hunk:''' Yeah, count me out. She scares me when she's under pressure...\\
'''Allura:''' (''slightly irritated'') ''I can hear you''.\\
'''Lance, Pidge and Hunk:''' ''Agh''!

--> '''Hunk:''' We need to get out of here. We've been led into a trap. The tables have turned. He's flipped the script. [[TheHunterBecomesTheHunted The hunters have become the hunted!]]\\
'''Lance:''' ''Hunk'', shouting taglines is getting us nowhere!\\
'''Hunk:''' (''Hunk falls over in his seat [[FaceFault with his foot sticking up in the air and twitching]]'')

--> '''Allura:''' Think, [[WhatWouldXDo what would Lance do]]? (''breathes in'') Hey there, Blue Lion. You know, you're really [[CallBack activating my particle barrier right now]]... hehe. (''silence and Allura hangs her head in disappointment'')

--> '''Allura:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I just had to get into a Lance-like mindset and stop thinking so much.]]\\
'''Lance:''' Yeah, think like Lance. Wait, a minute. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You calling me dumb]]??\\
'''Allura:''' No, I'm calling you a natural.\\
'''Hunk:''' Naturally ''dumb''.\\
'''Pidge:''' Yeah, he was born with it.\\
'''Keith:''' Look, I'm glad we're all making fun of Lance.

** He even comments on how great being a leg is.

[[folder: Hole in the Sky ]]

-->'''Lance:''' Sven! Are you okay? You saved my life!
-->'''Sven:''' (''Smiling'') [[NeverSayDie I'll be fine.]] [[{{Bowdlerise}} Just get me to Space Hospital.]]

--> '''Hunk:''' What the heck is happening right now? Did everyone get amnesia and wake up with weird accents?

--> '''Lance:''' Of course we do! You're Shiro, our leader, Paladin of the Black Lion? And you're Slav, I rescued you from a space prison. You're also slightly crazy!

--> '''Sven:''' Oh, [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay that's him]]. (''nods towards Slav'') (''Slav side-eyes him'')
* Zethrid being mildly dissapointed that Voltron didn't explode when it hit the rip between realities.
--> '''Zethrid:''' I was personally hoping to see some more fireworks when it hit that energy swirl. I guess all of the previous attempts to get it out were just more enjoyable to watch. (''quickly'') For me, not for your pilots.

--> '''Ezor:''' What if Voltron isn't able to escape the other dimension?\\
'''Acxa:''' (''gently'') It's another ''reality'', Ezor.\\
'''Ezor:''' (''dropping her head and putting her hands on her waist'') ''Ugh''! What if they aren't able to escape the other ''reality''?

--> '''Coran:''' How could I have stopped her? You know how she is! (''Mice squeak'') (''Beat'') I can't understand anything that you're saying, but I'll assume by your tone that that was an insult.

--> '''Lance:''' You know what? Nevermind.

--> '''Sven:''' Yoo-hoo! Up here!

--> '''Lance:''' Does he do this in ''every'' reality!? (''clings to the ship to avoid being sucked out himself'')

--> '''Slav:''' I ''LOVE'' THIS REALITY!

[[folder: The Journey ]]

--> '''Myrkarla:''' Input your password.\\
'''Remdax:''' Right... What's my password again?\\
'''Myrkarla:''' (''exasperated'') ''I don't know''! It's ''your'' password!

[[folder: Tailing a Comet ]]

--> '''Lance:''' Hey Keith, I had them!

--> '''Throk:''' This may be the worst post in the Galra Empire. But it's ''my'' post! Victory or death!

--> '''Hunk:''' Argh! Pidge, a little help?!

[[folder: The Legend Begins ]]

--> '''Alfor:''' (''SweatDrop'') ...Oh, dear.

* Alfor and the other paladins having a meal together and laughing over their antics.
--> '''Alfor:''' I was handling myself!\\
'''Gyrgan:''' You mean, ''wetting'' yourself? (''Trigel and Blaytz spit out their drinks in laughter'')

--> '''Honerva:''' He didn't stay long.

[[folder: Code of Honor ]]

[[folder: Reunion ]]