History Funny / Uncharted2AmongThieves

* Many times in ''Among Thieves'', but the shining star is when Elena asks Nate how scared he was that she was going to die on a scale of one to ten. (She got a ''four''.) And Nate's [[SandInMyEyes denial that he cried]].\\
-->'''Nate:''' It was raining and you were unconscious.

* Many times in ''Among Thieves'', but the shining star is when Elena asks Nate how scared he was that she was going to die on a scale of one to ten. (She got a ''four''.) And Nate's [[SandInMyEyes denial that he cried]].
--> '''Nate:''' It was raining and you were unconscious.
--> '''Elena:''' It was sunny and you were ''bawling''. Whatever, I kept your tears in a jar. I have proof.

-->'''Nate, in a completely serious voice''': Clowns.

-->'''Nate''': ''(assuming Sully is just another guard)'' Hey, ''jackass'', you're ruining the show here.
-->'''Sully''': [[DeadpanSnarker Aww, what a shame.]]

-->'''Chloe''': Dear God...
-->'''Nate''': ''(mock sincerity)'' Oh no, it's not that bad. Look, I have my own ''bucket''. Last cell, eight of us had to share!

-->'''Nate''': You give me [[AccidentalInnuendo five minutes in that tent, that's all it'll take]].
-->'''Chloe''': Really, five minutes? Well, that's great. I won't even have to get my top off.
--> ''({{Beat}}. Nate and Sully look at each other.)''
-->'''Nate''': Chloe, I was... thinking more like an explosion.
-->'''Chloe''': ...Or that... can be arranged.

-->'''Sully:''' I'm sweating like a hooker in church.
-->'''Nate:''' You brought a hooker to church?
-->'''Sully:''' Why not?

-->'''Sully:''' What do you bet we follow the hose, we find the camp?\\

-->'''Nate''': ''(spots skeleton clutching a book)'' Look at this... what do we have here?
-->'''Chloe''': Careful...
-->''(Nate suddenly screams in terror, causing Chloe and Sully to recoil)''
-->'''Nate''': '''''Aaaagh!''''' ...ahahahaha!
-->'''Sully''': ''Christ almighty...''
-->'''Nate''': I'm just kidding!

-->'''Lazarevic''': ''(over the radio)'' Drake has been spotted in sector 18.
-->'''Nate''': [[OhCrap Ah, crap]]... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck any chance this is sector 19?]]

--> '''Nate:''' Shit! This is all I need, Tweedledum and Tweedledumber. Train's gone, Chloe's on it, Elena's nowhere to be found and now ''these'' two mutants show up!\\

-->'''Nate''': Tenzin, RPG! RPG! ''(to self)'' What's Tibetan for RPG?

-->'''Nate:''' You're a [[DirtyOldMan dirty old man]], Sullivan!
-->'''Sully:''' Uh-huh.

** Made even funnier by the fact several chapters earlier, Nate is giving Chloe a boost, and he actually ''does'' comment on what a great ass she has. Raises the implication Nate might not have been talking about the mountains after all.

** Even funnier is the fact that the dialogue in this scene was [[ThrowItIn mostly improvised]].