Funny / Traffic Department 2192

• Velasquez and the dispatcher's pre-mission banter from this episode one mission:
  Velasquez: Do I have a partner for this one?
  Dispatcher: Since when do you want a partner?
  Velasquez: Just to keep the drones distracted.
  Dispatcher: Ok. I'll get Flannery and Dickle on deck.
  Velasquez: Dickle?! I've got a partner named Dickle?!
  Dispatcher: Hope you like rookies!
  Velasquez: Tell the Vultures that! They'll be laughing so hard they'll fly right into each other!
• Wolstencroft at the end of Mission 16 in the first game:
  Lt. Col. Mammon: The Traffic Department has destroyed our Ion Supply Convoy, sir. My skids were unable to defend it.
  Col. Wolstencroft: Excellent, Commander, keep up the good work.
  Gen. Kreel: Do you always praise subordinates for failure?
  Col. Wolstencroft: I've run out of creative ways to execute them.