Funny / Traffic Department 2192

  • Wolstencroft at the end of Mission 16 in the first game:
    Lt. Col. Mammon: The Traffic Department has destroyed our Ion Supply Convoy, sir. My skids were unable to defend it.
    Col. Wolstencroft: Excellent, Commander, keep up the good work.
    Gen. Kreel: Do you always praise subordinates for failure?
    Col. Wolstencroft: I've run out of creative ways to execute them.