This little nugget:
Dennis: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Where are you going!?
Arthur: We're going downstairs to get Bobby so we can get out of here.
Dennis: Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs!? NO! There are ghosts downstairs!
Maggie: This basement?
Dennis: YES this basement! If it was the basement next door I wouldn't give a shit!