History Funny / TheSwanPrincess

** Not one minute ago, Derek was complaining about how boring it would be to spend his summer with a girl who "doesn't wrestle, hunt or box". [[TemptingFate Doesn't box]], [[UnwillinglyGirlyTomboy you say]]?

* During the final showdown between Rothbart and Derek, Puffin realizes that Derek needs his bow. [[FastballSpecial So he grabs Jean-Bob and hurls him, screaming, into the lake to retrieve it.]]

'''Jean-Bob''': ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Suddenly, I'm an amphibian locksmith on the run. (''With one final squeeze, he shoots through the keyhole and the door opens. Jean-Bob thuds against the wall. He slowly slides down and flops to floor.'') Why don't I learn my lesson? I am so DUMB! (''kicks the door; it swings shut, locking them all in'')\\

* The extended ''Series/HellsKitchen'' joke where Rogers acts like a G-rated Gordan Ramsay, complete with insults, spitting out food that doesn't meet his standards, kicking chefs out of the "kitchen" for disrespecting him. He does this while tied up (even hitting the boggs with the pole he's tied to) and even though they're going to eventually cook and eat ''him''. There are even cutaways for the boggs interview style where they comment as if they really were competitors but also not, i.e. "I'm honored to learn from Chef, and also to eat him".

'''Rogers''': You... you monster! You-you [[BitchInSheepsClothing wolf in queen's clothing!]]\\

-----> '''Musicians singing:''' ''If we had refused, he would have sacked us! So we face a life of target practice, practice, practice, PRACTICE!''

* The musical sequence for 'Practice, Practice, Practice' involves the musicians dressing up as animals with various numbers plastered on them, and then being forced to run away as Derek and Bromley shoots them with painted dummy arrows, as both men compete with earning the highest score. HilarityEnsues.

---> "Yes?" (Thinking they are ''literally'' asking for him and pops his head out; cue being hit by arrow)

** While Rogers is scolding Derek for his ignorance, Bromley cheats in his chess game with Derek by subtly taking pieces off the board, which results in him "taking" Derek's queen piece.

----> '''Derek:''' Checkmate!

* The musical sequence for 'Practice, Practice, Practice' involves the musicians dressing up as animals. HilarityEnsues.

--->'''Rogers:''' *muttering* Could have fooled me.
** By the end of the song, all the musicians are in pain from being shot and hit multiple times by Derek. Hans (the Duck) looks as if he received the ''most'' and collapses in exhaustion, earning Derek's sympathy.
---> '''Derek:''' Sorry, Hans. Why don't you take a few days off?
** Throughout the song sequence, Bromley has been trying to hit Wesley (the Rabbit), who counts as a 100 points and seems to be the only musician having fun trying to avoid the arrows. It helps that Bromley is a [[ButtMonkey walking buffoon]] and all his efforts are in vain. While Rogers is tallying the scores, Bromley cheats and subtly taps Wesley three times from behind (one on each shoulder and the final one on his head), making it seem as though he earned 300 points. But CheatersNeverProsper, as Derek reveals that in the last few seconds, he too managed to tag Wesley from behind, ''literally''.

** Throughout the song sequence, Brom has been trying to hit Wesley (the Rabbit), who counts as a 100 points and seems to be the only musician having fun trying to avoid the arrows. It helps that Brom is a [[ButtMonkey walking buffoon]] and all his efforts are in vain. While Rogers is tallying the scores, Brom cheats and subtly taps Wesley three times, making it seem as though he earned 300 points. But CheatersNeverProsper, as Derek reveals that in the last few seconds, he managed to tag Wesley from behind.

** Special mention goes to this little gem:
--> "Duck!"
--> "Yes?"

---> "Not ''you,'' Wesley, you're a rrrrabbit!"

** one with a cotton dress decked out in ears of corn (apparently she made it herself),

* Derek's ''[[WhatAnIdiot ingenious]]'' answer to Odette's asking if he likes her for more than just her looks.

--> "Not ''you,'' Wesley, you're a rrrrabbit!"

-->'''Leader:''' Lord Rogers, I must protest! We are musicians, not animals!
-->'''Rogers:''' The servants had the day off, we had to use someone!
-->'''Leader:''' I am an ARTIST, not a BOAR!
-->'''Rogers:''' *muttering* Coulda fooled me...

** Not one minute ago, Derek was complaining about how boring it would be to spend his summer with a girl who "doesn't wrestle, hunt or box". [[TemptingFate Doesn't box, you say]]?

* Nicole has gone so insane since "Royally Undercover" that gone schizophrenic and sings a duet by himself in cell about what he would do if he were his alternate personality.

--> '''Rogers''': You should write a book: How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less.

-->'''Rogers''': Maybe I misread her letter. "Dear Pumpkin, I hate you. Love, Zelda." (''sobs hysterically'')\\
'''Uberta''': Well, I guess her ankle wasn't broken after all.\\

'''Rogers''': You sent her back to that crazed accordion-loving king, didn't you?!\\

'''Rogers''': You... you monster! You-you wolf in queen's clothing!\\

** "[[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic Wait! Wait, I know this one! Um, I can put my dick in you! Uh, you're sizzling arm candy! Um, you're a means to my incredibly shallow end!]]"