History Funny / TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie

---> '''[=Plankton=]:''' So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. ALL HAIL PLANK...! ''(gets squashed by [=SpongeBob=])'' Ow!\\

** At the end of that scene, when [=SpongeBob=] asks Plankton if he's attending the Grand Opening ceremony, Plankton furiously declares he's busy trying to rule the world, only for [=SpongeBob=], who still underestimates his incomepetent villainy, to wish him good luck before departing, much to Plankton's dismay.

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over ''(mockingly mimics Spongebob's face)'' to the grand-opening ceremony. ''(jumps four times)'' I'M BUSY PLANNING TO RULE THE WORLD!!! ''(chucles evilly)''\\

'''Parrot:''' Awwk, shut up and look at the screen!

--->'''Captain:''' [[OurHeroIsDead That's the end of SpongeBob!]]\\ (to a fellow pirate) Come here, you!

--->'''Captain:''' [[OurHeroIsDead That's the end of SpongeBob!]]\\

'''Krabs''': Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Yes.\\
'''Krabs''': The obvious choice for the job.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': He's right.\\
'''Krabs''': A name you all know. It starts with an S.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': That's me.\\
'''Krabs''': Please welcome our new manager...[[BaitAndSwitch Squidward Tentacles!]]\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''YES!'' '''''YEAH!!!''''' ''(laughs, then shakes Squidward's hand)'' Oh, better luck next time, buddy! ''Whoo!'' ''Whoo-hoo-hoo!'' ''(rushes on stage)'' Yeah! All right! ''Whoo!'' ''(goes up to podium)'' People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of--\\
'''Krabs''': Uh, [=SpongeBob=]?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. ''(Krabs whispers into his ear)'' I'm making a complete what of myself? ''(more whispering)'' The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? ''(more whispering)'' And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

--->'''Parrot:''' Awwk, shut up and look at the screen!

--> '''[=Plankton=]''': So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. ALL HAIL PLANK...! ''(gets squashed by [=SpongeBob=])'' Ow!
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': I'm ready. Promotion. ''(Plankton exclaiming in pain)'' I'm ready. Promotion. Eww, I think I stepped in something. ''([=SpongeBob=] tries to scrape Plankton off his shoe, but that makes Plankton exclaim in even more pain)''
--> '''Plankton''': ''(muffled)'' Not in something, ''ON SOMEONE'', YOU TWIT!

--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Oh. Sorry, Plankton. ''(looks at Plankton and pulls him off his shoe)'' Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
--> '''Plankton''': No, I am not on my way over ''(mockingly mimics Spongebob's face)'' to the grand-opening ceremony. ''(jumps four times)'' I'M BUSY PLANNING TO RULE THE WORLD!!! ''(chucles evilly)''
--> ''({{Beat}})''
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Well, good luck with that. ''(runs off)'' I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion...
--> '''Plankton''': ''(looks at the viewers)'' Stupid kid. ''(walks back to the Chum Bucket)''

-->'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's ''eight in the morning''. Go scrape up your friend and get going!\\

-->'''King Neptune''': Be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. ''[Patrick pops up]''
-->'''Patrick''': He can do it in nine!
-->'''King Neptune''': Eight!
-->'''Patrick''': Seven!
-->'''King Neptune''': Six!
-->'''[=SpongeBob=] and Mr. Krabs''': '''''[[SayMyName PATRICK!!!]]''''' ''[they tackle him to the ground and begin beating him up for stupidly haggling with Neptune to reduce how long Mr. Krabs has left to live]''
-->'''King Neptune''': Six it is, then.
-->'''Patrick''': ''(with Mr. Krabs choking him'') [[NotHelpingYourCase F-f-five?!]]
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Patrick, shush!

'''Squidward:''' '''[[GetOut GET OUT!]]''' ''(kicks [=SpongeBob=] out the window)''\\

* [=SpongeBob=]'s morning routine. All of it. First he takes a shower by eating the soap and putting water on himself, as he spits all the bubbles from the soap. Then he wears his classic [=SquarePants=], but as he looks at himself in the mirror, his pants open revealing his butt. SpongeBob notices this and turns his back as he makes a "You didn't see anything" face to the audience. Finally, he grabs a toothbrush and squeezes Toothy Toothpaste on it... But instead of brushing his teeth, he brushes his ''eyes.''