History Funny / TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie

6th Nov '17 4:57:17 PM TrendingToon1
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--> '''Pirate Captain''': ''(opening a treasure chest)'' I never thought I'd see it...with me own eyes... [[MundaneMadeAwesome TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE!!!!]] ''(all of the pirates start cheering wildly)''

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--> '''Pirate Captain''': ''(opening a treasure chest)'' I never thought I'd see it...with me own eyes...eye... [[MundaneMadeAwesome TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE!!!!]] ''(all of the pirates start cheering wildly)''
12th Oct '17 4:21:30 PM ngh93
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*** "Ooh! Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! ''''''I'M'' ON FIRE!'''''*dives into a bucket of water*

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*** "Ooh! Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! ''''''I'M'' ON FIRE!'''''*dives FIRE!''''' (''dives into a bucket of water*water'')
12th Oct '17 4:19:13 PM ngh93
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'''Squidward''': (shouting) {{GET OUT}}!\\

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'''Squidward''': (shouting) {{GET OUT}}!\\'''{{GET OUT}}!'''\\



-->'''Spongebob:''' (is drunk on icecream) "Alright folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world! Patrick and this big peanut guy! It's a little diddy called, WAAIIIIITER!!!" (falls over)

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-->'''Spongebob:''' (is ''(is drunk on icecream) icecream)'' "Alright folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world! Patrick and this big peanut guy! It's a little diddy called, WAAIIIIITER!!!" (falls over)''(falls over)''



-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I NOW realise that he's a ''GREAT BIG '''JERK!!!''''' ''(Mr Krabs turns to him, shell-shocked)'' I DESERVED THAT MANAGER'S JOB! Butyoudidn'tgiveittome! Because you said I'mma...KID! Well I am ''one hundred per-cent MAAAN!'' And this ''MAAAN'' has got somethin' ta saaay to yoooouuuu! ''[[HypocriticalHumor (blows gigantic raspberry]], then smiles smugly)'' THERE! I think I made my point!

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-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I NOW realise that he's a ''GREAT BIG '''JERK!!!''''' ''(Mr Krabs turns to him, shell-shocked)'' I DESERVED THAT MANAGER'S JOB! Butyoudidn'tgiveittome! But you didn't give it t ome! Because you said I'mma...I'm ma...KID! Well I am ''one hundred per-cent MAAAN!'' And this ''MAAAN'' has got somethin' ta saaay to yoooouuuu! ''[[HypocriticalHumor (blows gigantic raspberry]], then smiles smugly)'' THERE! I think I made my point!
21st Aug '17 1:43:22 AM PeaceAndLove
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[[caption-width-right:350:The JawDrop that spawned many a T-shirt.]]
18th Aug '17 12:08:12 AM Qaweldon
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* After seeing the key to their car inside the bar Spongebob and Patrick try to come up with a plan to get it back
--> '''Patrick:''' "Why don't we go in and ask for it?"

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* After seeing the key to their car inside the bar Spongebob and Patrick try to come up with a plan to get it back
back.
--> '''Patrick:''' "Why don't we go in and ask him for it?"
18th Aug '17 12:07:00 AM Qaweldon
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* The "baby hunt" scene. After one of the [[TestosteronePoisoning testosterone-poisoned]] thugs finds a bubble from the aforementioned "bubble party", he makes everyone line up and starts playing the Goofy Goober song to weed out the "babies" (because "no baby can resist singing along" to the Goober theme). He gets to Patrick and Spongebob, and starts applying the nails by singing a few lyrics in a menacing tone. Finally, they can't take it, open their mouths...[[spoiler: and a pair of Siamese-twins bust out instead, causing ''them'' to get beaten up]].
** "Oh! Oh! Wait! I want to make a distraction!"
*** Then: "I have to use the bathroom."
*** Even better, when Patrick asks for everyone's attention, the thugs look in his direction. One of them (who passed out) simply gets up when he says this.

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* The "baby hunt" scene. After one of seeing the [[TestosteronePoisoning testosterone-poisoned]] thugs finds a bubble from key to their car inside the aforementioned "bubble party", he makes everyone line up bar Spongebob and starts playing the Goofy Goober song to weed out the "babies" (because "no baby can resist singing along" to the Goober theme). He gets to Patrick and Spongebob, and starts applying the nails by singing try to come up with a few lyrics in a menacing tone. Finally, they can't take it, open their mouths...[[spoiler: and a pair of Siamese-twins bust out instead, causing ''them'' plan to get beaten up]].
** "Oh! Oh! Wait! I want to make a distraction!"
*** Then: "I have to use
it back
--> '''Patrick:''' "Why don't we go in and ask for it?"
--> '''Someone inside
the bathroom.bar:''' "HEY?! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!!" (Proceeds to beat the crap out of the man in question)
--> '''Spongebob:''' "Patrick that's a terrible idea.
"
*** Even better, ** After some thinking, Spongebob comes up with an idea to cause a distraction which would give Patrick an opportunity to grab the key. However Patrick wants to switch their roles.
--> '''Patrick:''' "Oh! Oh! I wanna be the distraction!"
** The duo's reactions
when they first look inside the bar are also pretty hilarious.
* When
Patrick asks for everyone's attention, the thugs look in his direction. One of them (who passed out) simply gets up when he says this.this.
*** Even funnier, now that Patrick has the whole bar's attention, what's his big distraction?
--> '''Patrick:''' ..."I have to use the bathroom."


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* The "baby hunt" scene. After one of the [[TestosteronePoisoning testosterone-poisoned]] thugs finds a bubble from the aforementioned "bubble party", he makes everyone line up and starts playing the Goofy Goober song to weed out the "babies" (because "no baby can resist singing along" to the Goober theme). He gets to Patrick and Spongebob, and starts applying the nails by singing a few lyrics in a menacing tone. Finally, they can't take it, open their mouths...[[spoiler: and a pair of Siamese-twins bust out instead, causing ''them'' to get beaten up]].
23rd Jun '17 4:47:15 PM TrueBlue170
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** The morning after. Oh dear GOD, the morning after. [=SpongeBob=] wakes up on the floor of Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which is now a complete wreck. The guy [[DrunkOnMilk inexplicably]] but ''clearly'' has a hangover, his slurred speech and drunken behaviour are a hilarity to watch. Especially when he angrily remembers about Mr Krabs not promoting him to Manager, and when he notices Patrick unconscious under a table - Creator/TomKenny's delivery of this line is PERFECT:

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** The morning after. Oh dear GOD, the morning after. [=SpongeBob=] wakes up on the floor of Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which is now a complete wreck. The guy [[DrunkOnMilk inexplicably]] but ''clearly'' has a hangover, his slurred speech and drunken behaviour are a hilarity to watch. Especially when he angrily remembers about Mr Krabs not promoting him to Manager, and when he notices Patrick unconscious passed out under a table - -- Creator/TomKenny's delivery of this line is PERFECT:



-->''(sees Patrick passed out under a table)''

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-->''(sees Patrick passed out under a table)'' Patrick)''
23rd Jun '17 4:46:05 PM TrueBlue170
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--> '''[=SpongeBob:=]''' Patrick! ''[=HeyWHASSUPBUDDY=]''-?! ''(faceplant)''

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-->'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's ''eight in the morning''. Go scrape up your friend and get going!
--> '''[=SpongeBob:=]''' My... ''(belch)'' friend?
-->''(sees Patrick passed out under a table)''
--> '''[=SpongeBob:=]''' Patrick! ''[=HeyWHASSUPBUDDY=]''-?! ''(faceplant)''''[=HeyWHASSUPBUDDY=]''--?! ''(falls flat on his face)''
31st May '17 1:55:00 PM NWolfman
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'''Spongebob''': Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. ''(Krabs whispers into his ear)'' I'm making a complete what of myself? ''(more whispering)'' The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? ''(more whispering)'' And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

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'''Spongebob''': Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. ''(Krabs whispers into his ear)'' I'm making a complete what of myself? ''(more whispering)'' The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? ''(more whispering)'' And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?microphone?
* The deleted scene in which [=Spongebob=] and Patrick meet up with Sandy in the real world (cut because it involved an indiscreet vomit joke) being capped off with a brief glimpse of human versions of [=Spongebob=] and Patrick laughing at a human version of Squidward in his own recumbent bicycle.
31st May '17 1:50:53 PM NWolfman
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* Spongebob, in true form, randomly showing in in Squidward's shower, not only singing along to his little tune with him, but ''harmonizing'' as he scrubs Squidward's back.
--> '''Squidward''': (Covering himself with the shower curtain) SpongeBob! What are you DOING in here?\\
'''SpongeBob''': I have to tell you something, Squidward.\\

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* Spongebob, [=Spongebob=], in true form, randomly showing in in Squidward's shower, not only singing along to his little tune with him, but ''harmonizing'' as he scrubs Squidward's back.
--> '''Squidward''': (Covering himself with the shower curtain) SpongeBob! [=Spongebob=]! What are you DOING in here?\\
'''SpongeBob''': '''[=Spongebob=]''': I have to tell you something, Squidward.\\



'''SpongeBob''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint There's no shower at work]].\\

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'''SpongeBob''': '''[=Spongebob=]''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint There's no shower at work]].\\



'''SpongeBob''': I just wanted to let you know [[ItsAllAboutMe I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today]].\\

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'''SpongeBob''': '''[=Spongebob=]''': I just wanted to let you know [[ItsAllAboutMe I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today]].\\



(Kicks SpongeBob out the window)\\
'''SpongeBob''': (on the ground, cheerful as ever) Okay! I'll see you at the ceremony!

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(Kicks SpongeBob [=Spongebob=] out the window)\\
'''SpongeBob''': '''[=Spongebob=]''': (on the ground, cheerful as ever) Okay! I'll see you at the ceremony!
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