Funny / The Proclaimers

• "What Makes You Cry?"
  I thought you liked football!
  You didn't mind those videos
  And my dog didn't mean to ruin your clothes - he can't help it
• The Stinger for "Don't Turn Out Like Your Mother":
  "AND I WON'T TURN OUT LIKE MY DAD!"
  *Door slam*
• The otherwise massively, earnestly romantic "Let's Get Married" includes the great laugh line:
  ''And we can get a cat, just as long as it barks!"
• The Black Comedy video for "There's A Touch" of the brothers falling off a building, getting run over by a car, and crushed by a falling helicopter, and they walk away relatively okay each time.