History Funny / TheNuttyProfessor1996

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofwhZI8urXs second dinner]] is just as funny, as Carla is exposed to Sherman's family -- Sherman is ''extra'' mortified, holding a butter knife to his wrist at one point, while Carla's are alternatingly amused, shocked and wary (of Ernie).

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofwhZI8urXs second dinner]] is just as funny, as Carla is exposed to Sherman's family -- Sherman is ''extra'' mortified, while Carla's are alternatingly amused, shocked and wary (of Ernie).

* The Dean tries to flatter Harlon Hartley by saying he heard he is HappilyMarried with a lovely daughter. The guy's response?
-->'''Hartley:''' I am divorced and my daughter is in rehab.

-->There, my colon is clean, I'm talkin' squeaky clean.

-->'''Anna''': I didn't say anything about shovin' no tubes up nobody's ass...
-->'''Cletus''': What do you think colonic is? You think they run they asshole by the carwash?

'''Cletus:''' Me if your name is ''(farts loudly again)''.

'''Grandma:''' You know, sometimes when I'm alone, [[ADateWithRosiePalms I relate to myself.]]\\

** One of them has Creator/JadaPinkett {{Corpsing}}, saying she can't concentrate because of Creator/EddieMurphy being a {{Troll}} and "saying the wildest shit!"

* The HilariousOuttakes of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTEyrSNQ_j8 the 1996 remake]]:

** One of them has Jada Pinkett {{Corpsing}}, saying she can't concentrate because of Eddie Murphy being a {{Troll}} and "saying the wildest shit!"

* Sherman's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIwHKBqy0 dream]] of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}} -- once recreating the scene of King Kong reaching to grab Fay Wray -- but here he grabs a leg of turkey instead of Carla, who gives an annoyed look. His family's reaction is hysterical.

--> That's enough out of you! That's it! You're the reason everybody's falling asleep! Take a break, [[NWordPrivileges Niggerace!]][[note]]it's an insulting reference to Music/{{Liberace}}[[/note]] Take the [[Music/TheEverlyBrothers Everly Brothers]] with you, come on! Get out of here!

-->''(A bum lighting a cigarette causes a nuclear explosion)''

* The Dean tries to flatter a sponsor by saying he heard he is HappilyMarried with a lovely daughter. The guy's response?
-->'''Sponsor:''' I am divorced and my daughter is in rehab.

* The incredibly embarrassing scene where Sherman brings Carla over for dinner with [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents his family]].
-->'''Grandma Klump:''' Now Sherman, [[VirginInAWhiteDress you can wear a white wedding tuxedo]], 'cause (whispering) ''Sherman's never had relations''.
** As they go on, Sherman can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent trying to slit his wrist with a butter knife]]!

'''Cletus:''' Sherman, will you hush up? He's never brought a girl home. The least you can do is let us talk to her.\\

--> '''Buddy''' Oh! Oh! I'm thin! I'm thin! Look at my cheekbones! I have cheekbones! Yes! Look at my chest! Look at my breasts! I don't have breasts! I'm an A cup! I don't need a bra anymore. Oh, God! I'm thin! I'm thin! I'm thin! Nothin' but air there! Nothin' but air there! My ass is gone now! I'm slim, slim, slim! ''[looks down his pants]'' Well I'll be damned. I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY ''DICK''!! ''[dancing]'' MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK!

--> '''Buddy''' ''[looks down his pants]'' Well I'll be damned. I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY ''DICK''!! ''[dancing]'' MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK!

-->''(Someone lighting a cigar causes a nuclear explosion)''