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* Fozzie then tries to do his jokes anyway, even though there's an At The Dance sketch going on.
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* Fozzie then tries to do his jokes anyway, even though there's an At The Dance sketch going on. And every time he starts to tell a joke, one of the dancers steals the punchline.
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* Fozzie trying to be more assertive. Emphasis on "''tries''". Poor bear just can't manage it.
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* Fozzie Fozzie's been taking group therapy, trying to learn to be more assertive. Emphasis on "''tries''"."''trying''". Poor bear just can't manage it.
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* Fozzie's assertiveness has him declare he no longer needs to buy friends with laughter, so Kermit goes on stage to announce Fozzie won't be doing his monologue. The Muppet audience goes wild, which Fozzie somehow takes to mean they love him, and storms on-stage.
-->'''Kermit:''' What happened to meeting your inner self?\\
'''Fozzie:''' I did!\\
'''Kermit:''' And?\\
'''Fozzie:''' He's shallow, insecure, and needs to buy friends with laughter!
-->'''Kermit:''' What happened to meeting your inner self?\\
'''Fozzie:''' I did!\\
'''Kermit:''' And?\\
'''Fozzie:''' He's shallow, insecure, and needs to buy friends with laughter!
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* Fozzie's assertiveness has him declare he's about to "meet [his] true self" and that he no longer needs to buy friends with laughter, so Kermit goes on stage onstage to announce Fozzie won't be doing his monologue. The Muppet audience goes wild, which wild. Fozzie somehow takes this to mean they love him, and storms on-stage.
he rushes onstage.
-->'''Kermit:'''What happened Uh, ladies and gentlemen, due to meeting the indisposition of Fozzie Bear, there will be no comic monologue on this show.\\
''[The audience cheers wildly.]''\\
'''Fozzie:''' ''[watching from the wings]'' Scooter, they... they want me! They... they like me! THEY NEED ME! ''[He rushes out of the wings.]'' Hey-ya! Hey-ya! Hey-ya!\\
'''Scooter:''' Fozzie...!\\
'''Kermit:''' And so, on with The ''Muppet Sh''--\\
'''Fozzie:''' ''[running onstage]'' Hey-ya! Hey-ya! Hey-ya! Hey-ya!\\
'''Kermit:''' Fozzie, what are you doing here?\\
'''Fozzie:''' My monologue. Haaaaaa.\\
'''Kermit:''' But... but you were supposed to meet yourinner self?\\
true self.\\
'''Fozzie:''' Idid!\\
just met him.\\
'''Kermit:'''And?\\
What's he like?\\
'''Fozzie:''' He's shallow, insecure, and needs to buy friends withlaughter!laughter.
-->'''Kermit:'''
''[The audience cheers wildly.]''\\
'''Fozzie:''' ''[watching from the wings]'' Scooter, they... they want me! They... they like me! THEY NEED ME! ''[He rushes out of the wings.]'' Hey-ya! Hey-ya! Hey-ya!\\
'''Scooter:''' Fozzie...!\\
'''Kermit:''' And so, on with The ''Muppet Sh''--\\
'''Fozzie:''' ''[running onstage]'' Hey-ya! Hey-ya! Hey-ya! Hey-ya!\\
'''Kermit:''' Fozzie, what are you doing here?\\
'''Fozzie:''' My monologue. Haaaaaa.\\
'''Kermit:''' But... but you were supposed to meet your
'''Fozzie:''' I
'''Kermit:'''
'''Fozzie:''' He's shallow, insecure, and needs to buy friends with
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-->'''Floyd Pepper:''' ''(as Piggy chases Kermit with intent to kill)'' Five to one on the pig.\\
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-->'''Floyd Pepper:''' ''(as Piggy chases Kermit with intent to kill)'' Five Ten to one on the pig.\\
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* Two words: "Manha Manha". The entire skit consists of Mahna Mahna upstaging the Snowths. At the end of the sketch, Manha Mahna [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves]]. The backstage phone rings. Kermit answers, and takes the receiver to the Snowths. "It's for you." "MAHNA MAHNA!"
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* Two words: "Manha Manha"."Mahna Mahna". The entire skit consists of Mahna Mahna upstaging the Snowths. At the end of the sketch, Manha Mahna [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves]]. The backstage phone rings. Kermit answers, and takes the receiver to the Snowths. "It's for you." "MAHNA MAHNA!"
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* Swedish Chef getting one over on Miss Piggy, as she looks for Foo-Foo and finds him cooking "hot dooggy".
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* The Swedish Chef getting one over on Miss Piggy, as she looks for Foo-Foo and finds him cooking "hot dooggy".dooggy". Then the Chef ''[[TheDitz offers Piggy a hot dog]]''.
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* Ms. Piggy takes over the show in an attempt to throw Kermit a birthday celebration. HilarityEnsues.
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* Ms. Miss Piggy takes over the show in an attempt to throw Kermit a birthday celebration. HilarityEnsues.
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** During the number, Milton and Fozzie tell some of Vaudeville's oldest, ''corniest'' jokes - and through build-up and timing make them absolute rib-ticklers. There's a repeating joke throughout the song about Milton carrying a crate - "taking his case to court" - then a crate and a ladder - "Taking his case to a higher court" - and finally just an empty coat hanger.
--> '''Milton:''' Do we ''have'' to do this joke?
--> '''Fozzie:''' We ''gotta'' do it.
--> '''Milton:''' Ugh. It's an oldie, pal.
--> '''Fozzie:''' I know, I know, do it.
--> '''Milton:''' You got a lot of guts pal, you know that?
--> '''Fozzie:''' Go go go go, do it-
--> '''Milton:''' Well feed me once more, please? Feed me-
--> '''Fozzie:''' Hey! What happened in court?
--> '''Milton:''' You ready? [holds up the hangar forlornly] ''I lost the suit!''
--> '''Milton:''' Do we ''have'' to do this joke?
--> '''Fozzie:''' We ''gotta'' do it.
--> '''Milton:''' Ugh. It's an oldie, pal.
--> '''Fozzie:''' I know, I know, do it.
--> '''Milton:''' You got a lot of guts pal, you know that?
--> '''Fozzie:''' Go go go go, do it-
--> '''Milton:''' Well feed me once more, please? Feed me-
--> '''Fozzie:''' Hey! What happened in court?
--> '''Milton:''' You ready? [holds up the hangar forlornly] ''I lost the suit!''
