History Funny / TheMummy2017

--> '''[[SkewedPriorities Nick]]:''' You see? What'd I tell ya?

-->'''Vail:''' We're going to die here because of ''you''!\\

--> '''Jenny''': ''Don't'' even ''think'' about it.

--> '''Jenny''': How ''did'' you get out of that plane? There's not a single scratch on your body.
--> '''Nick''': ''[shrugs incredulously; takes another shot]''

-->'''Jenny''': Go on, Nick, ''kick her arse!''

--> '''Nick''': I think we all need to just sit down and re-evaluate our options here.

--> '''Hyde:''' [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys The ladies will love us!]]
* "It's not me, it's you."

--> '''[[OneTrackMind Nick]]:''' You see? What'd I tell ya?

* During her conversation with Ahmanet, Jenny calls the Egyptian Gods "The Old Gods". Ahmanet proceeds to [[QuizzicialTilt tilt her head a bit]] and ask, "The Old Gods...?" in a mildly offended tone.

* During her conversation with Ahmanet, Jenny calls the Egyptian Gods "The Old Gods". Ahmanet proceeds to do a ConfusedHeadTilt and ask, "The Old Gods...?" in a mildly offended tone.

* Nick convinces a very reluctant [[CowardlyLion Corporal Vail]] to accompany him to the city where he believes there is buried treasure. (by piercing his water canteen given appealing to his "sense of adventure" didn't work) The two face armed insurgents opening fire at them from all directions and a Creator/MichaelBay level of explosions. The firefight ends with Vail nearly falling to his death in a pit that contains Ahmanet's tomb.

* As Nick advances towards Ahmanet, Jenny urges him to "Kick her arse!" Ahmanet calmly delivers a [[MegatonPunch punch]] that sends Nick hilariously flying out of shot into the canopy and lands in a groaning heap a good few metres away, leaving him and Jenny to stare at Ahmanet in bedazzled horror.

* While being attacked by a mummy attacking through the windshield of the British ambulance they were escaping in, Jenny's panicked attempt of trying to kick the mummy off winds up kicking ''Nick'' instead.

* As Nick goes towards Ahmanet, Jenny urges him to "Kick her arse!" Ahmanet gives a MegatonPunch that pushes Nick many meters high and him falling flat, leaving him and Jenny to look at Ahmanet in bedazzled horror.

* Nick convinces a very reluctant [[CowardlyLion Sergeant Vail]] to accompany him to the city where he believes there is buried treasure. (by piercing his water canteen given appealing to his "sense of adventure" didn't work) The two face armed insurgents opening fire at them from all directions and a Creator/MichaelBay level of explosions. The firefight ends with Vail nearly falling to his death in a pit that contains Ahmanet's tomb.

* After Nick wakes up in the morgue, having miraculously survived a massive plane crash without a parachute or indeed a single scratch, he and Jenny retire to a London pub, where Nick proceeds to [[INeedAFreakingDrink down a whole row of shots with a pint in the other hand]].