Funny: The Hurt Locker

  • James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.
    Sentry: What the fuck were you doing?!!
    James: I was visiting a whorehouse.
    Sentry: If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is?
  • Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:
    Sanborn: You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches.
  • James giving the finger to Eldridge when he's told to put his headset back on.
    Eldridge (to Sanborn): Uh sir, I think that's a negative.