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* Bliss asks the cameraman if he got the recorded speech done, because he doesn't wanna do it again.

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* Bliss asks the cameraman if he got the recorded speech done, because he doesn't wanna do it again. [[IsThisThingStillOn And he's unaware that the camera is still rolling.]]



* Another recorded phone conversation has two LMB guys debating on who is the worse to fight; [[WellIntentionedExtremist Cleaners]] or [[RapePillageAndBurn Rikers]]. They go on for a little while, until one switches topics and off-handedly asks what the other thinks about fighting the [[RedshirtArmy JTF]]. The other LMB soldier [[PoliceAreUseless is shocked to hear that there is still any of them in Manhattan]].

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* Another recorded phone conversation has two LMB guys [[CavemenVersusAstronautsDebate debating on who is the worse to fight; fight]]; [[WellIntentionedExtremist Cleaners]] or [[RapePillageAndBurn Rikers]]. They go on for a little while, until one switches topics and off-handedly asks what the other thinks about fighting the [[RedshirtArmy JTF]]. The other LMB soldier [[PoliceAreUseless is shocked to hear that there is still any of them in Manhattan]].
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--> '''LMB heavy''' (looking at a shield user): "[[HypocriticalHumor Really? A shield?]]"

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--> '''LMB heavy''' (looking at a shield user): "[[HypocriticalHumor Really? A shield?]]"shield?]]"
* At the start of the WarrenGate Power Plant mission, Paul Rhodes opens up with this:
--> '''Rhodes''' : "Ok Agent, assuming the JTF squad is dead because let's face it, who are we kidding?"
** Granted he's more than likely referring to the genocidal tactics the Rikers employ against the JTF, his tone of voice makes it sound like he has zero faith in the JTF's capabilities against anyone (and sure enough, only 2 officers survived).
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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an [[LMB advertisement MisaimedMarketing]], and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make Creator/MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.

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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an [[LMB advertisement MisaimedMarketing]], [[MisaimedMarketing LMB advertisement]], and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make Creator/MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.
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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an [[LMB advertisement MissaimedMarketing]], and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make Creator/MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.

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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an [[LMB advertisement MissaimedMarketing]], MisaimedMarketing]], and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make Creator/MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.
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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an LMB advertisement, and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make Creator/MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.

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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an LMB advertisement, [[LMB advertisement MissaimedMarketing]], and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make Creator/MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.

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** The very first boss you encounter in the Underground DLC is a heavy soldier named "Rekt".

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** The very first boss you encounter in the Underground DLC is a heavy soldier named "Rekt". He even gets a brief mention outside of this DLC, as part of the FlavorText for the Pakhan (apparently, it's [[ICallItVera his personal weapon]]).



* Although since patched, whenever you extracted yourself at the end of the Survival DLC your helicopter would remain in place...and the Agent would instead float up into the air and fly off on their own.

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* Although since patched, whenever you extracted yourself at the end of the Survival DLC your helicopter would remain in place...and the Agent would instead float up into the air and fly off on their own.own.
* Some enemies' reactions to your skills being deployed are hilarious.
--> '''Rioter''' (looking at a Seeker Mine): "[[OhCrap What the hell is that!?]]"
--> '''Riker''' (looking at a deployed Turret): "Get that robot shit outta here!"
--> '''LMB heavy''' (looking at a shield user): "[[HypocriticalHumor Really? A shield?]]"
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** The developers are now in on the joke: there is now an ''achievement'' for killing a set number of Rioters. Take ''one guess'' what it's called.
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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an LMB advertisement, and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.

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* A phone recording has a PR executive making a pitch to Bliss for an LMB advertisement, and what he describes is a combination of action and explosions that would make MichaelBay Creator/MichaelBay proud. Bliss then ruthlessly chews out the executive for [[ComicallyMissingThePoint completely missing the point]] of LMB and orders him to redo ad or be fired. The executive then sheepishly calls back, telling Bliss that they've decided to go with a more subtle, subdued ad.
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* One phone recording captures a rioter describing his EpicFail to another. Apparently he tried to rob some kids, only for them to pull guns on ''him''. Later on another jumps him in an alley with a bseeball bat, and robs him. The sad and disappointed tone he speaks with about how he can't even rob kids is perfect.

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* One phone recording captures a rioter describing his EpicFail to another. Apparently he tried to rob some kids, only for them to pull guns on ''him''. Later on another jumps him in an alley He's later jumped by a kid with a bseeball bat, baseball bat and robs robbed. A grown man mugging kids isn't the end of society to him. [[HypocriticalHumor The sad and disappointed tone he speaks with about how he can't even rob kids is perfect.mugging him is.]]
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--> '''Rhodes''': What is it, is the world on fire or something?
--> '''Benitez''': Possibly, literally, yes.
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* One phone recording captures a rioter describing his EpicFail to another. Apparently he tried to rob some kids, only for them to pull guns on ''him''. Later on another jumps him in an alley with a bseeball bat, and robs him. The sad and disappointed tone he speaks with about how he can't even rob kids is perfect.

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