Funny: The Cave

  • Basically, everything the cave says.
  • The cave trying to remember a Sea Shanty.
    Cave: 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. No, that's more like a bar song... I GOT IT. 99 bottles of rum on the wall. 99 bottles of rum....
  • In the beginning, if you bring the store clerk something that isn't a trinket, he'll say some pretty hilarious stuff.
    Store Clerk (When brought a crow bar):That would be a good trinket if I were running a hardware store. Which I'm not..
    Store Clerk (when brought a rusty crank): Oh god. Please tell me you didn't break the less-broken broken well...