History Funny / THEGOODTHEBADANDTHEUGLY

* One of the best visual jokes involves Tuco and Blondie who, disguised as Confederates, spot an approaching army riding towards them. Noticing their grey uniforms, Tuco starts cheering for the South and spouting curses at the Yankees... until the soldiers come closer and start to shake the grey dust of the desert out of their blue uniforms.

* "People say you were killed in Albuquerque." "And people talk bullshit!"

* Carrying the dynamite on a stretcher towards the bridge they're going to detonate, Blondie & Tuco spot two corpse men coming past them. Trying not to look conspicuous, they hold up the arm of a dead soldier as though to put him on the stretcher instead of the dynamite. Once they've gone, they drop the corpse's arm again and continue their task.

--> '''Tuco''': God's on our side because he hates the Yanks too!
--> '''Blondie''': God's not on our side because he hates idiots also.

* If you look at Tuco's introductory freeze frame, you'll see that he pretty much stuffed half the tablecloth into his shirt as he was eating the chicken leg.

* A blink and you miss it moment where an extra goes by on a wagon and she coincidentally has the exact same dress as [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]].

* Tuco being brought into the sheriff's office, kicking, screaming, cursing and complaining while trussed up like a turkey. It's also almost like an OverTheShoulderCarry, except he's slung over a horse's saddle.

* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Creator/EliWallach was given a gun while he had served in World War II, he was a medical officer and had no idea how guns worked.

* "HEY, BLOOOOOOONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AAAAAAARE?!" JUST A DIRTY SON OF A [[CurseCutShort B-[=AaAaAaaaaah!=]]]"

* The Overly Long List of crimes Tuco is accused of every time he's being hung. It seems to get longer and more ridiculous each time.

* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Creator/EliWallach was given a gun while he had served in WWII, he was a medical officer and had no idea how guns worked.

* "[[BondOneliner When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.]]"

* "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

** The original Italian line is funny in a very different. In that version, Tuco says he's "looking for half a cigar with behind it the face of a tall, blond son-of-a-bitch, who speaks little."

--> '''Tuco''': When that rope tightens, you can feel the Devil bite your ass!

Most if not all of the film's funniest moments involve VillainProtagonist Tuco in some form or another.

** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's seems the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks. Either that or he had been in the same position for sixteen hours or so and was still stiff, judging by the little leg stretches he does as he plods down to the river.

* When he and Blondie have lit the fuse for blowing up the bridge, Tuco does a GirlyRun up to a small foxhole, then belly-flops onto the sandbags, and cowers in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''.

* Tuco belly-flopping into a foxhole after blowing up the bridge, then cowering in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, and flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''.

* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Creator/EliWallach had served in the army in WWII, he had no idea how guns worked.

* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Eli Wallach had served in the army in WWII, he had no idea how guns worked.

** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's pretty clear the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks. And there's the little leg stretches he does as he plods down to the river.

* Tuco belly-flopping into a foxhole after blowing up the bridge, then cowering in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, and flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''. It's pretty adorable to watch.
** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's pretty clear the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks.

* "HEY, BLOOOOOOONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AAAAAAARE?!" JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B-[=AaAaAaaaaah!=]"

* The Union Captain's funny way of beckoning our leads through the trenches.

** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start.