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** Fogell mocking Seth when he comes out of the grocery store empty handed:
--->'''Fogell:''' Where's all the stolen liquor [[Film/OceansEleven Danny Ocean]]? You hide it up your butt? ''(laughs)''\\
'''Seth:''' Piss off! [[BlatantLies I was gonna do it but there was a security breach]].
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--->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.[[note]] Indeed, Mohammed is a common name. [[https://forebears.io/earth/forenames It currently ranks the third most common name.]][[/note]]

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--->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.[[note]] Indeed, Mohammed is a common name. [[https://forebears.io/earth/forenames It currently ranks the third most common name.]][[/note]]]] Humorously, he didn't consider that majority of people named Mohammed live in the Middle East. Secondly, most of the people named Mohammed are Muslims, who do not drink alcohol.[[/note]]
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'''Clerk:''' ''"African"?!''\\

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'''Clerk:''' ''"African"?!''\\"African"?\\



'''Clerk:''' ''No!'' No, you don't! Is that what I said?! Is that what you heard me say?! ''I said he looked like you!'' Do you look like an African Jew?\\

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'''Clerk:''' ''No!'' No, you don't! Is that what I said?! said? Is that what you heard me say?! ''I say? I said he looked like you!'' you! Do you look like an African Jew?\\
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* The girl Seth was dancing with at the wild party where they try to steal beer from had her period on Seth's pants. Later, she got drunk and blames ''him'' for it and quickly calls the cops on them as they run away.

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* The girl Seth was dancing with at the wild party where they try to steal beer from had her period on Seth's pants. Later, she got drunk and [[NeverMyFault blames ''him'' him for it it]] and quickly calls the cops on them as they run away.
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--->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.[[note]] Indeed Mohammed is a common name. [[https://forebears.io/earth/forenames Actually it currently ranks the third most common name]][[/note]]

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--->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.[[note]] Indeed Indeed, Mohammed is a common name. [[https://forebears.io/earth/forenames Actually it It currently ranks the third most common name]][[/note]]name.]][[/note]]
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--->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.

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--->'''Fogell''': Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.[[note]] Indeed Mohammed is a common name. [[https://forebears.io/earth/forenames Actually it currently ranks the third most common name]][[/note]]
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-->'''Jules:''' Plus, you scratch our backs, we'll scrath yours.

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-->'''Jules:''' Plus, you scratch our backs, we'll scrath scratch yours.

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* '''Seth''': Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is, is that it's located on my cock!

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* '''Seth''': This scene:
-->'''Jules:''' Plus, you scratch our backs, we'll scrath yours.
-->'''Seth''':
Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is, is that it's located on my cock!
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* '''Seth''': Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is, is that it's located on my cock!
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* Seth passing out while talking to Jules, and on the way down he ends up headbutting her right in the eye.
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You look like a future pedophile in this picture, #1... #2, it doesn't even has a first name. It just says [=McLovin=]!"'']]

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You look like a future pedophile in this picture, #1... #2, it doesn't even has have a first name. It just says [=McLovin=]!"'']]
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You look like a future pedophile in this picture, #1. And #2, it doesn't even has a first name. It just says [=McLovin=]!"'']]

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You look like a future pedophile in this picture, #1. And #1... #2, it doesn't even has a first name. It just says [=McLovin=]!"'']]
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You look like a future pedophile in this picture, #1. And #2, it doesn't even has a first name. It just says McLovin!"'']]

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You look like a future pedophile in this picture, #1. And #2, it doesn't even has a first name. It just says McLovin!"'']]
[=McLovin=]!"'']]
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You look like a future pedophile in this picture, #1. And #2, it doesn't even has a first name. It just says McLovin!"'']]

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* The scene where Slater and Michaels interrogate the liquor store clerk after she gets robbed. They need to find out what the robber looked like, but they're afraid to ask the clerk (an African-American woman) what his ethnicity was, because they don't want to seem racist.
-->'''Slater:''' Ethnically, I mean... I mean, was he like ''us'' or...\\
'''Clerk:''' ...A woman? Female? Is that what you're asking?\\
'''Slater:''' No, I mean... I was saying... Was he, like, A-African--?\\
'''Clerk:''' ''"African"?!''\\
'''Michaels:''' "African". ''(makes a note on his notepad)''\\
'''Clerk:''' ''No.'' He was American, and he was like you. He looked just like you!\\
'''Michaels:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He was Jewish!]] Odd crime for a Jew to commit...\\
'''Slater:''' Yeah, they're usually pretty docile.\\
'''Michaels:''' Okay, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.\\
'''Clerk:''' ''No!'' No, you don't! Is that what I said?! Is that what you heard me say?! ''I said he looked like you!'' Do you look like an African Jew?\\
'''Michaels:''' ...No, I look like a cop.\\
'''Slater:''' Yeah.
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* The first appearance of the two cops

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* The first appearance of the two copscops.
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-->'''Evan''': It's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think "Here's another kid with a fake ID", or "Here's [=McLovin=], the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor". So what's it gonna be?\\
'''Fogell''': ...I am [=McLovin=]!\\
'''Seth''': No, you're not! No one's [=McLovin=]! [=McLovin=]'s never existed because it's a MADE-UP DUMB FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!!!

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-->'''Evan''': It's up to you, Fogell. This guy [liquor store clerk] is either gonna think "Here's another kid with a fake ID", or "Here's [=McLovin=], the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor". Okay? So what's it gonna be?\\
'''Fogell''': ...I am [=McLovin=]!\\
[=McLovin=]! Yeah.\\
'''Seth''': No, you're not! No one's [=McLovin=]! [=McLovin=]'s never existed because it's a MADE-UP DUMB FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!!!''FUCK!''



---> (Seth gapes for a moment then his eyes bug out.)

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---> (Seth ''(Seth gapes for a moment moment, then his eyes briefly bug out.)out)''
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** Later on, Fogel shows off his own bottle of lube to a girl he's about to fuck.

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** Later on, [[BrickJoke Fogel shows off his own bottle of lube to a girl he's about to fuck.]]
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** Same scene, where we first meet [[EnsembleDarkhorse Fogell]].

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** Same scene, where we first meet [[EnsembleDarkhorse Fogell]].Fogell.
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--->'''Fogell''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth.]] Read a fucking book for once.

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--->'''Fogell''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth.]] Earth. Read a fucking book for once.



*** [[HilariousInHindsight It's been theorized that around 10% of the US population is gay.]]

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*** [[HilariousInHindsight It's been theorized that around 10% of the US population is gay.]]



-->[[TooDumbToLive "SHIT, THE COPS!"]]

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-->[[TooDumbToLive "SHIT, -->"SHIT, THE COPS!"]]COPS!"



--->"Prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"

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--->"Prepared --->"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"



** It is worth noting that this particular line wasn't in the script and was [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed by Jonah Hill]].

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** It is worth noting that this particular line wasn't in the script and was [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed by Jonah Hill]].Hill.

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